🌸 Mariel
@mariel.bsky.social
Latina. Texpat. Software Engineer. Lawyer. Alum: UMGC '25, University of Texas School of Law '12, Texas A&M '09. I love Houston, cookies, dogs, and making stuff.
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🌸 Mariel
@mariel.bsky.social
· Jan 18
I made maybe 4 TikTok videos total. All were of my dog. This is the first and best.
If you understand this make sure you take your Tylenol before bed
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you understand this make sure you take your Tylenol before bed
Me watching this game. Aggies of the NFL I stg.
a stuffed penguin wearing a pink hat and skis is sitting on a chair .
ALT: a stuffed penguin wearing a pink hat and skis is sitting on a chair .
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November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me watching this game. Aggies of the NFL I stg.
The part that's most annoying, and that I keep thinking about, is that literally none of this has to be this way.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The part that's most annoying, and that I keep thinking about, is that literally none of this has to be this way.
tbh dudes also need more silly little group chats.
as the husband of a mahjong addict, dudes need to identify an activity that can be done relatively easily in groups with minimal financial commitment so they can get out of the house for 2-3 hours on a school night, have two beers, and shoot the shit with their buddies.
It won't be mahjong tho.
It won't be mahjong tho.
This is excellent, and great fun to read. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
tbh dudes also need more silly little group chats.
Interviewer: Are you confident that this time you'll be able to kick the football?
Senator Charlie Brown: Well, certainly, yes, um, Lucy has promised that she's not going to pull it out from under me this time. We talked about it and she's serious this time, so, we'll see if she means it.
Senator Charlie Brown: Well, certainly, yes, um, Lucy has promised that she's not going to pull it out from under me this time. We talked about it and she's serious this time, so, we'll see if she means it.
a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
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November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Interviewer: Are you confident that this time you'll be able to kick the football?
Senator Charlie Brown: Well, certainly, yes, um, Lucy has promised that she's not going to pull it out from under me this time. We talked about it and she's serious this time, so, we'll see if she means it.
Senator Charlie Brown: Well, certainly, yes, um, Lucy has promised that she's not going to pull it out from under me this time. We talked about it and she's serious this time, so, we'll see if she means it.
Close enough bsky.app/profile/wsj....
If I'm an airline I'm checking my databases, canceling every flight with someone in congress on it and then 🤷🏻♀️ sorry gotta cancel 10% during the shutdown if only we knew someone who could do something about it
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Close enough bsky.app/profile/wsj....
Paul wants new dress shoes for Xmas and now I'm stressed out trying to remember everything the Menswear Guy has tried to teach us 😭
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Paul wants new dress shoes for Xmas and now I'm stressed out trying to remember everything the Menswear Guy has tried to teach us 😭
This is very sweet, confirms my initial feelings, and also: gig em.
The Texas A&M money machine has a tendency to change everyone inside it — and drive many of them to madness.
In his second season as head coach, Mike Elko has the Aggies ranked No. 3 in the country. The Elkos are attempting to stay normal.
In his second season as head coach, Mike Elko has the Aggies ranked No. 3 in the country. The Elkos are attempting to stay normal.
Amid the madness of Texas A&M, a coach and his family try to keep it real
At Texas A&M, where one booster says, “We’ve got more money than we’ve got brains,” Coach Mike Elko aims to tune out the noise.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is very sweet, confirms my initial feelings, and also: gig em.
This is so accurate it's offensive 😩
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This is so accurate it's offensive 😩
Slicing it kinda went to shit but from the bits I've had to far I think we hit 9, 9.5/10.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Slicing it kinda went to shit but from the bits I've had to far I think we hit 9, 9.5/10.
🎶 We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we 🎶
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
🎶 We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we 🎶
My Wisconsin alum husband when I told him they won:
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My Wisconsin alum husband when I told him they won:
Briefly acknowledged me talking to him and then whatever lady
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Briefly acknowledged me talking to him and then whatever lady
Tbh I hope we never get to where we expect to win because how boring.
The weekly dose of terror is more fun(?)
The weekly dose of terror is more fun(?)
Just very suspicious of everything we are.
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Tbh I hope we never get to where we expect to win because how boring.
The weekly dose of terror is more fun(?)
The weekly dose of terror is more fun(?)
Every week when I see the final score
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Every week when I see the final score
also am I insane or was tortilla tech meant to be an insult in Old Army like I could have sworn that wasn't a cutesy meme thing back then
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
also am I insane or was tortilla tech meant to be an insult in Old Army like I could have sworn that wasn't a cutesy meme thing back then
9-0 is so wild
a man with a beard is smiling and saying who would 've thought
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and saying who would 've thought
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November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
9-0 is so wild
Okay, okay ME OF LITTLE FAITH.
But in my defense I can't act like we've been there before because ???
But in my defense I can't act like we've been there before because ???
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Okay, okay ME OF LITTLE FAITH.
But in my defense I can't act like we've been there before because ???
But in my defense I can't act like we've been there before because ???
Making a touchdown isn't helpful if the other team immediately turns around and makes their own.
a stuffed penguin with a pink hat on is sitting on a toilet .
ALT: a stuffed penguin with a pink hat on is sitting on a toilet .
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November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Making a touchdown isn't helpful if the other team immediately turns around and makes their own.
Although tbh not surprising if I sit in another room my stream is often as much as 30-45 seconds behind the one in the living room.
Paul will cheer for something and I have to shout SPOILERS.
Paul will cheer for something and I have to shout SPOILERS.
LOL spoilers my stream is somehow wayyyyy behind I just now saw the touchdown cc @maybeacrook.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Although tbh not surprising if I sit in another room my stream is often as much as 30-45 seconds behind the one in the living room.
Paul will cheer for something and I have to shout SPOILERS.
Paul will cheer for something and I have to shout SPOILERS.
24-10 is way too close for this much time left I don't trust them 😭
A&M better not collapse in the second half I stg
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
24-10 is way too close for this much time left I don't trust them 😭
A&M better not collapse in the second half I stg
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A&M better not collapse in the second half I stg