🌸 Mariel
@mariel.bsky.social
Latina. Texpat. Software Engineer. Lawyer. Alum: UMGC '25, University of Texas School of Law '12, Texas A&M '09. I love Houston, cookies, dogs, and making stuff.
Right at noon I hear him move and I turn around and get "are you going to get up and give me my snack or"
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Right at noon I hear him move and I turn around and get "are you going to get up and give me my snack or"
Unfortunately I sing and talk to him all the time so he is now indifferent to my bullshit
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Unfortunately I sing and talk to him all the time so he is now indifferent to my bullshit
Oh my god the face is perfect??
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh my god the face is perfect??
Slicing it kinda went to shit but from the bits I've had to far I think we hit 9, 9.5/10.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Slicing it kinda went to shit but from the bits I've had to far I think we hit 9, 9.5/10.
My Wisconsin alum husband when I told him they won:
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My Wisconsin alum husband when I told him they won:
Briefly acknowledged me talking to him and then whatever lady
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Briefly acknowledged me talking to him and then whatever lady
This dog hates Bevo. Good boy.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This dog hates Bevo. Good boy.
Idk if I've ever loved anything as much as I love this dog.
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Idk if I've ever loved anything as much as I love this dog.
Hours of dealing with leaves every fall is worth it for these trees.
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hours of dealing with leaves every fall is worth it for these trees.
The meat probe receiver clips to things so it's attached to my jeans while I listen to Gameday and do yard work.
I stg I'm getting a pair of those new balance sneakers.
I stg I'm getting a pair of those new balance sneakers.
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The meat probe receiver clips to things so it's attached to my jeans while I listen to Gameday and do yard work.
I stg I'm getting a pair of those new balance sneakers.
I stg I'm getting a pair of those new balance sneakers.
He licked it and "I mean it tastes like chicken but idk if this is chicken"
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He licked it and "I mean it tastes like chicken but idk if this is chicken"
I baked more chicken to use with his dinner but ... I forgot it was in the oven.
I gave him a piece with the tough outside on it and he normally inhales chicken but this time I got
"what is this"
I gave him a piece with the tough outside on it and he normally inhales chicken but this time I got
"what is this"
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I baked more chicken to use with his dinner but ... I forgot it was in the oven.
I gave him a piece with the tough outside on it and he normally inhales chicken but this time I got
"what is this"
I gave him a piece with the tough outside on it and he normally inhales chicken but this time I got
"what is this"
couldn't believe I stopped for a photo when I was already giving him dinner an hour late and daylight savings sounds like a ME problem he still expects the same level of service around here
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
couldn't believe I stopped for a photo when I was already giving him dinner an hour late and daylight savings sounds like a ME problem he still expects the same level of service around here
I'm at a wedding and my dog is at home watching football.
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'm at a wedding and my dog is at home watching football.
I like that we have an American pope who subtweets.
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I like that we have an American pope who subtweets.
He has to be so exhausted all the time
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
He has to be so exhausted all the time
Me: I'll miss you I hope you have fun while I'm gone I love you
Waffles: ma'am it is now 4 in the morning.
Waffles: ma'am it is now 4 in the morning.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Me: I'll miss you I hope you have fun while I'm gone I love you
Waffles: ma'am it is now 4 in the morning.
Waffles: ma'am it is now 4 in the morning.
Me: I love you you're the best boy to ever exist the best boy in the world
Waffles: ma'am it's 345 in the morning
Waffles: ma'am it's 345 in the morning
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Me: I love you you're the best boy to ever exist the best boy in the world
Waffles: ma'am it's 345 in the morning
Waffles: ma'am it's 345 in the morning
15/10 would go again.
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
15/10 would go again.
It is certainly A Look
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It is certainly A Look
I'm not saying we could still go 8-4 but I'm not not saying it
October 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I'm not saying we could still go 8-4 but I'm not not saying it
Tonight I went to my first NHL game and I am now a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. It was 10/10 fun and also look at this goofy mascot I love him his name is Iceburgh 😭
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Tonight I went to my first NHL game and I am now a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. It was 10/10 fun and also look at this goofy mascot I love him his name is Iceburgh 😭