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Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻

@manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social

58 followers 73 following 170 posts

forest critters, shitty gas station coffee, subpar weed, the philadelphia football eagles, the collapse of the neoliberal imperialist world order, zip up hoodies, siezing the means of production, and most root vegetables

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Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 13d

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Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 17h

anti lawn action

Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 17h

despite all my world im still just a rage in a bait

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 31

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 4d

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 5d

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

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Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 5d

would, nope, might, maybe, would

Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 5d

camp of approval?

Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 6d

i agree it should be shitty and more expensive for workers and small businesses to buy work trucks

Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 6d

what even is the joke supposed to be? he's having a completely normal time at that point, no expectation, no weird third thing. where's the punchline? what's being subverted? is the joke ordering delivery and then dying? so low effort that it could be a troll.

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Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 6d

tuxedo tshirt, cargo shorts, sandals

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 6d

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

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Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 6d

rhamondre turndaballova

Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 6d

definitely thought he was holding Shrines lmao

Esmeralda Fitzmonster 👻 @manicpixiepoolboy.bsky.social · 6d

it's the only thing that even makes sense anymore

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 7d

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity