Scotty Beverage
@maildaddy.bsky.social
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
D&D friends, I’m trying to DM again after years of not playing at all and I need help coming up with an encounter. What’s a fun monster some dumbass could accidentally summon in the middle of the city for a 4 person lvl 6 party to beat to prove they still got it after years apart?
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
D&D friends, I’m trying to DM again after years of not playing at all and I need help coming up with an encounter. What’s a fun monster some dumbass could accidentally summon in the middle of the city for a 4 person lvl 6 party to beat to prove they still got it after years apart?
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its absolutely insane that people can look at this and just think "thats too many needles" rather than "look at how many diseases we figured out how to stop kids from getting"
We need to find a way to switch this guy with the arrested development character.
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
its absolutely insane that people can look at this and just think "thats too many needles" rather than "look at how many diseases we figured out how to stop kids from getting"
It’s my day off and Xfinity is working in my neighborhood so my internet is going in and out all day.
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s my day off and Xfinity is working in my neighborhood so my internet is going in and out all day.
Keep my state out your mouth
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Keep my state out your mouth
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No guns or social media?????????
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
No guns or social media?????????
Truly a feat of the Minnesota Department of Transportation for how clear these roads are after the snowstorm we got yesterday
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Truly a feat of the Minnesota Department of Transportation for how clear these roads are after the snowstorm we got yesterday
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reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
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Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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“She has marks on her neck and wrist from where agents restrained her. Agents cut off her wedding ring and held her in leg shackles at Whipple Federal Building for about five hours.”
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“She has marks on her neck and wrist from where agents restrained her. Agents cut off her wedding ring and held her in leg shackles at Whipple Federal Building for about five hours.”
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
Her crime: witnessing ICE, from a distance.
We’ve been downgraded from “everyone is 12” to everyone is 8
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We’ve been downgraded from “everyone is 12” to everyone is 8
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
I found this today (from Peter Kellner/YouGov) which answers part of your query.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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@bransonreese.bsky.social if someone asked me to explain swan boy with one frame
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@bransonreese.bsky.social if someone asked me to explain swan boy with one frame
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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People want the planes to fly on time and not crash due to overworked air traffic controllers, and these guys are like "you know what they need: pull up bars at the gate."
Just comically stupid people.
Just comically stupid people.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
People want the planes to fly on time and not crash due to overworked air traffic controllers, and these guys are like "you know what they need: pull up bars at the gate."
Just comically stupid people.
Just comically stupid people.
Today is turning me into Sinbad from Jingle All the Way
a man in a blue jacket and hat says this is a sick world we 're living in sick people
ALT: a man in a blue jacket and hat says this is a sick world we 're living in sick people
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Today is turning me into Sinbad from Jingle All the Way
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think I’m gonna try and be meaner in 2026.
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I think I’m gonna try and be meaner in 2026.