Tomas
@m0byduck.bsky.social
After this you should be able to count the number of release errors on one hand. So well under 8.
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
Artificial intelligence chatbots could be used to stop prisoners from being mistakenly released from jail, a justice minister told the House of Lords on Monday.
Lord Timpson said HMP Wandsworth had been given the “green light” to use artificial intelligence (AI) after a specialised team was sent in to find “some quick fixes”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
After this you should be able to count the number of release errors on one hand. So well under 8.
Do lorry drivers who overtake other lorries know how much everyone else hate them?
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Do lorry drivers who overtake other lorries know how much everyone else hate them?
Wonder why the President would need a big sign reminding which room he's entering.
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Wonder why the President would need a big sign reminding which room he's entering.
I can't see anything going hilariously wrong with this and would highly advise him to do it
A former adviser to Keir Starmer and Tony Blair has urged the Prime Minister to reinvent himself as a 'social media star', warning that his cautious communication style is leaving voters cold
Keir Starmer told to ‘be a social media star’ in bid to win back voters
www.thenational.scot
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I can't see anything going hilariously wrong with this and would highly advise him to do it
Dick Cheney was alive?
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dick Cheney was alive?
Remember remember
The 2nd of November
Because we've got plans on the 5th and these fireworks aren't going to watch themselves
The 2nd of November
Because we've got plans on the 5th and these fireworks aren't going to watch themselves
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Remember remember
The 2nd of November
Because we've got plans on the 5th and these fireworks aren't going to watch themselves
The 2nd of November
Because we've got plans on the 5th and these fireworks aren't going to watch themselves
but at least we're not calling him Prince Andrew anymore
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
but at least we're not calling him Prince Andrew anymore
I'm sorry to say I've now got "the room where I shit" going round my head to the tune of the road where you live
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm sorry to say I've now got "the room where I shit" going round my head to the tune of the road where you live
How do I get a job where being fired means I get a mansion in Norfolk and still get paid.
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How do I get a job where being fired means I get a mansion in Norfolk and still get paid.
Moving slowly up from cancelling things before they're released to having one season before they're abruptly cancelled.
Netflix is reportedly looking into a bid for Warner Bros. Discovery www.theverge.com/news/811462/...
Netflix is reportedly looking into a bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
Apple and Amazon are also rumored to be interested in WBD.
www.theverge.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Moving slowly up from cancelling things before they're released to having one season before they're abruptly cancelled.
Car hire place couldn't really have picked a funnier car to go to my dad's funeral
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Car hire place couldn't really have picked a funnier car to go to my dad's funeral
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My name is Pagliacci, Clown of Clowns. Look on my works, ye doctors; I despair.
My name is Ozymandias, King Of Kings. You looked on my works. Prepare to die.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and no worries if not.
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My name is Pagliacci, Clown of Clowns. Look on my works, ye doctors; I despair.
Was absent mindedly watching the Alan Titchmarsh show in the gym the other day and it ended with a promise of a "rare" John Major interview which is probably rare not for the reasons they want you to think.
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Was absent mindedly watching the Alan Titchmarsh show in the gym the other day and it ended with a promise of a "rare" John Major interview which is probably rare not for the reasons they want you to think.
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“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
When you order the ashes off Temu
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When you order the ashes off Temu
Did not expect Van de Ven to be doing the heavy lifting in my fantasy team this week
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Did not expect Van de Ven to be doing the heavy lifting in my fantasy team this week
Start small, keep a log
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Start small, keep a log
I've got "Stairs leading up to no clear landing" going round my head in Dion Dublin's voice
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I've got "Stairs leading up to no clear landing" going round my head in Dion Dublin's voice
Hey look, the guy who spent Trump's first term being his weird reply guy has opinions about what normal people think
there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Hey look, the guy who spent Trump's first term being his weird reply guy has opinions about what normal people think
The really British solution to this is to fix it but host parliament in a portakabin in parliament square for an indefinite number of years
The Palace of Westminster is literally going to either burn down, kill someone, or both because spending money to save it is perceived as so politically toxic.
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The really British solution to this is to fix it but host parliament in a portakabin in parliament square for an indefinite number of years
Things that have made me cry about Dad this week
- going to the local dump he really liked
- Jen making a joke about drinking bovril and it reminding me of drinking bovril at Hereford matches with him
- Creating a really good spreadsheet I know he'd have been genuinely excited to hear about
- going to the local dump he really liked
- Jen making a joke about drinking bovril and it reminding me of drinking bovril at Hereford matches with him
- Creating a really good spreadsheet I know he'd have been genuinely excited to hear about
October 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Things that have made me cry about Dad this week
- going to the local dump he really liked
- Jen making a joke about drinking bovril and it reminding me of drinking bovril at Hereford matches with him
- Creating a really good spreadsheet I know he'd have been genuinely excited to hear about
- going to the local dump he really liked
- Jen making a joke about drinking bovril and it reminding me of drinking bovril at Hereford matches with him
- Creating a really good spreadsheet I know he'd have been genuinely excited to hear about