Tomas
@m0byduck.bsky.social
but at least we're not calling him Prince Andrew anymore
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
but at least we're not calling him Prince Andrew anymore
Car hire place couldn't really have picked a funnier car to go to my dad's funeral
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Car hire place couldn't really have picked a funnier car to go to my dad's funeral
When you order the ashes off Temu
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When you order the ashes off Temu
Start small, keep a log
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Start small, keep a log
Quick question, I've had this tattoo for 7 years, is it some sort of fish?
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Quick question, I've had this tattoo for 7 years, is it some sort of fish?
Louvre heist leader: "...and that's when you lower yourself down from the vents..."
Reginald "ladders" Johnson: "wait a minute guys, hear me out..."
Reginald "ladders" Johnson: "wait a minute guys, hear me out..."
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Louvre heist leader: "...and that's when you lower yourself down from the vents..."
Reginald "ladders" Johnson: "wait a minute guys, hear me out..."
Reginald "ladders" Johnson: "wait a minute guys, hear me out..."
"Slow down Commissioner, what do you mean they've stolen the Louvre?"
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Slow down Commissioner, what do you mean they've stolen the Louvre?"
Rare one of the bus actually fully in a river. No idea what's going on top right
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Rare one of the bus actually fully in a river. No idea what's going on top right
The cricket club posted this on Instagram of him in the BBQ hut him & his friend built over 1 weekend
October 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The cricket club posted this on Instagram of him in the BBQ hut him & his friend built over 1 weekend
Watching YouTube and got served with this AI advert for Tai Chi where of course the host is topless
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Watching YouTube and got served with this AI advert for Tai Chi where of course the host is topless
Robert Jenrick about to launch into the most racist ventriloquist act you've ever seen.
October 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Robert Jenrick about to launch into the most racist ventriloquist act you've ever seen.
They want me to take a condescending robot to court?
October 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
They want me to take a condescending robot to court?
Teaching myself something new
October 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Teaching myself something new
TAYLOR SWIFT WROTE A SONG ABOUT MY DICK ANDY, MY DICK. DID SHE WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOURS ANDY? I DON'T THINK SO ANDY
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
TAYLOR SWIFT WROTE A SONG ABOUT MY DICK ANDY, MY DICK. DID SHE WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOURS ANDY? I DON'T THINK SO ANDY
Tbh I don't really want 25 luxury dogs
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tbh I don't really want 25 luxury dogs
Gianluiggi Donnaroomba
October 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gianluiggi Donnaroomba
Thrilled to see what my current pension plan is
September 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Thrilled to see what my current pension plan is
"I think you'll find your plans are unworkable and unfunded"
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"I think you'll find your plans are unworkable and unfunded"