This is where using alcohol as a crutch has the advantage over cannabis. Still can't smuggle it, but they serve it on the plane.

I've been watching, very good. Well, it was written by Sally Wainwright, and she does tend to write good stuff.

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

What used to be called PPP back in the 90s - Pen and Paper Protocol.

Yeah, one of the other Teams of the Week also had Connolly and Charlie Wellens.

Despite which, he remained in the Super Richie Wellens song for the remainder of his time at the club.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

Are we talking about the same thing? Because I thought I was replying to a comment about a YouTube video.

No idea, everyone else watched it for free.

You probably all saw this hours ago, but I'm sharing it anyway.

✍️ORIENTEAR EXCLUSIVE⚽️
"I have a track record of never giving up": I spoke to O's majority owner David Gandler exclusively for the Orientear about his plans for a new stadium and his vision for Leyton Orient #LOFC
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To be fair, those two lines do read like the start of a comedy sketch.

That should of course be "putrify" rather than "purify".

Sadly I'm just that but too cis male to be a manic pixie nightmare girl.

I am getting quite fed up with the LibDem Leaders Office insisting that the only politically-engaged people worth talking to are ex-Tories.

I don't want fiscally conservative anti-investment austerity supporting Tories in my Party. I want left leaning folks who place individual liberty first.

Shouldn't be too bad if he's below mean high tide because the bits that are starting to purify will be washed off. And of course the body will be eaten by wildlife of various types.

A great article from Rachel, who really understands the heart and soul of Dad’s work.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

I do spend a lot less time in the toilet when working from home.

This may not be the longest statement that you'll read today, but it's still worth 2 minutes of your time #LOFC

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Karen Hoyland, 30, who classily changed her last name to distance herself from her famous dad, is not autistic herself - but has used her incredible empathy to write an adult woman based on her six-year-old nephew.

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AI slop continues to steal my books on Amazon. It has been going on for years now and they will never do anything to stop it.

Fuck AI and fuck you if you use it.

Look at this shit!