Lunatic Preserve
@lunaticpreserve.bsky.social
imagine submitting an insurance claim for this
May 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
imagine submitting an insurance claim for this
also very funny to say someone 'defaced' his car by taping a paper sign with kindergarten-teacher writing on it
May 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
also very funny to say someone 'defaced' his car by taping a paper sign with kindergarten-teacher writing on it
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1. Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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1. Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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January 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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1. Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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1. Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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When you first enter the Bass Pro Pyramid, you walk by the glass tomb of fishing legend Bill Dance, who has been embalmed along with his bass boat, like Lenin
December 27, 2024 at 12:51 AM
When you first enter the Bass Pro Pyramid, you walk by the glass tomb of fishing legend Bill Dance, who has been embalmed along with his bass boat, like Lenin
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you have been blessed by the christmas potato
December 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
you have been blessed by the christmas potato
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something just so perfect about House Dems giving the oversight post to a guy with literal cancer *in the part of his body used for talking.* maybe he can write on a whiteboard
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
something just so perfect about House Dems giving the oversight post to a guy with literal cancer *in the part of his body used for talking.* maybe he can write on a whiteboard
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I will hold the computer accountable
Yep. The flipside of this slide from IBM in the 70s or early 80s is that having a computer make the decisions is a means of skirting accountability.
December 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I will hold the computer accountable
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I can't remember the last time I looked in a mirror, I hope everything is fine out there.
December 15, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I can't remember the last time I looked in a mirror, I hope everything is fine out there.
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
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in order to best position ourselves for positionality we strive to activate audiences through organic interactive experiences and authentic brand moments that tap into core tentpoles and build runways for brand activations through leveraged influencers and talent to deliver for distribution partners
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
BuzzFeed sells "Hot Ones" studio for $82.5 million as it pursues more AI-driven content
The company said the sale will allow it to depend less on human-created content in favor of "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
thedesk.net
December 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
in order to best position ourselves for positionality we strive to activate audiences through organic interactive experiences and authentic brand moments that tap into core tentpoles and build runways for brand activations through leveraged influencers and talent to deliver for distribution partners
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PRO TIP: they can’t arrest you for stabbing someone if you say LOL when you throw the weapon into the ocean
December 9, 2024 at 9:19 PM
PRO TIP: they can’t arrest you for stabbing someone if you say LOL when you throw the weapon into the ocean
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this is actually not true, because his case rests entirely on one issue and one issue only: is there a cool person on the jury?
Law Professor here: Luigi Mangione’s written confession will hurt his legal case.
December 10, 2024 at 11:57 PM
this is actually not true, because his case rests entirely on one issue and one issue only: is there a cool person on the jury?
oh man I've never thought about this but yes, absolutely. I'd probably never get around to the actual act, because I'd keep remembering things that piss me off
My manifesto would be really long. Not because of philosophical complexity or having lots of important things to say but because of an extremely long list of grievances.
“part 12. Third grade. Chip Feehan you were a bully and asshole. You threw a pine cone at me.”
“part 12. Third grade. Chip Feehan you were a bully and asshole. You threw a pine cone at me.”
December 11, 2024 at 2:05 AM
oh man I've never thought about this but yes, absolutely. I'd probably never get around to the actual act, because I'd keep remembering things that piss me off
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in the timeline where big bird died on the challenger everyone immediately decided the best course of action was to lie to kids and say big bird wasn’t on it. they shut down inventing the internet so no one could google it later. they’re not happier because big bird died but they are better off
May 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
in the timeline where big bird died on the challenger everyone immediately decided the best course of action was to lie to kids and say big bird wasn’t on it. they shut down inventing the internet so no one could google it later. they’re not happier because big bird died but they are better off
that game really is awful! i think i wanted to like it so i played way more than i should have. every new element was like "what if this game was harder and less fun". felt like an arcade game full of little tricks to make you lose quarters faster
December 6, 2024 at 8:17 PM
that game really is awful! i think i wanted to like it so i played way more than i should have. every new element was like "what if this game was harder and less fun". felt like an arcade game full of little tricks to make you lose quarters faster
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what you see is what you get
December 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM
what you see is what you get
Great point?
Why is the exclamation point right next to the question mark on cell phone keyboards! It invites confusion?
December 3, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Great point?
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Why is the exclamation point right next to the question mark on cell phone keyboards! It invites confusion?
November 23, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Why is the exclamation point right next to the question mark on cell phone keyboards! It invites confusion?
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I think Defector is able to say obvious things more straightforwardly than anyone else, and this is me trying to do that. defector.com/the-purpose-...
The Purpose Of A Bathroom Law | Defector
Current Delaware state senator Sarah McBride was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives as a Democrat earlier this month, replacing Lisa Blunt Rochester, who moved to the Senate to replace the r...
defector.com
November 27, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I think Defector is able to say obvious things more straightforwardly than anyone else, and this is me trying to do that. defector.com/the-purpose-...
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I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
October 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
really peaked early
November 21, 2024 at 4:53 AM
really peaked early
and then the giants scored a run so for the rest of the game they would show me on the jumbotron and everyone would cheer, and then the nuns and everyone would boo. all weekend everywhere we went in the city people would recognize me and say "yea!! Boo those dodger nuns!!"
November 21, 2024 at 4:53 AM
and then the giants scored a run so for the rest of the game they would show me on the jumbotron and everyone would cheer, and then the nuns and everyone would boo. all weekend everywhere we went in the city people would recognize me and say "yea!! Boo those dodger nuns!!"