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Lunar Parking Orbit
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Father, Telecom Sysadmin, Space, Motorcycle, Beer Enthusiast, Peacenik, Member: Cascadia Independence Movement.
"Tension and anxiety are so much easier to deal with when you make them everyone's problem" --Erin Bow
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Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Old southern gentleman rocking in a chair on his porch, starts jacking off into a spitoon and it makes the "thwping" sound
November 23, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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I want you to get at least 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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EXPEDITIOUSLY AT LOUD VOLUME
i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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"oh my we can't have an energized and engaged electorate turning out in huge numbers! that's SOCIALISM!!"
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've seen this Movie...
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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bluesky is like high school. no one liked me there either.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.
Everyone remembers the Toronto Rangers title in 2019, when the whole of Toronto cheered their favourite basketball team, the Toronto Rangers
an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
De Niro: living rent-free inside of Dimestore-Gobbels head.
If anybody knows Mr Miller, let him know a simple “Robert who?” would be devastatingly effective and also not make him seem like a guy who has already been banned from commenting on Rotten Tomatoes under three different pseudonyms.
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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If anybody knows Mr Miller, let him know a simple “Robert who?” would be devastatingly effective and also not make him seem like a guy who has already been banned from commenting on Rotten Tomatoes under three different pseudonyms.
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can confirm.
self love is great but have you tried being absolutely repulsed by yourself for no reason
October 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I want your experts to comb through the collapse of democracy.
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This is Adelita Grijalva.

She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files.

She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM