lumpyprol
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the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, he/him
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Honestly, half the reason I bought the Enterprise was so I could do this.
Guinan is still Whoopi Goldberg as the obligatory human (well, El-Aurian).
Guinan is still Whoopi Goldberg as the obligatory human (well, El-Aurian).
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Honestly, half the reason I bought the Enterprise was so I could do this.
Guinan is still Whoopi Goldberg as the obligatory human (well, El-Aurian).
Guinan is still Whoopi Goldberg as the obligatory human (well, El-Aurian).
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marijuana isn't addictive, sobriety is just a nightmare
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
marijuana isn't addictive, sobriety is just a nightmare
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I don't know why people keep pushing this lie. This simply isn't true. Dinosaurs did not live for millions of years. The longest- lived vertebrate is the Greenland Shark at around 500 years; dinosaurs probably lived a few decades, maybe a century, tops.
I don’t know a lot.
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
But I know a lot about dinosaurs.
Now we all know dinosaurs lived for millions of years right?
But does you mind actually wrap around how long they dominated for?
Lets get a little perspective.
Did you know Allosaurus never saw flowers but T.rex did?
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don't know why people keep pushing this lie. This simply isn't true. Dinosaurs did not live for millions of years. The longest- lived vertebrate is the Greenland Shark at around 500 years; dinosaurs probably lived a few decades, maybe a century, tops.
in fairness to execs, if my job consisted entirely sending a reorg announcement email every 2-3 months, I'd probably find AI a lot more useful
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
in fairness to execs, if my job consisted entirely sending a reorg announcement email every 2-3 months, I'd probably find AI a lot more useful
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my buddy is doing a fundraiser to buy materials to teach a Board Game Design class to 7th/8th graders in brooklyn. i wish i'da had a board design class in middle school!! please send him some skrill, if you will
www.donorschoose.org/project/mr-h...
www.donorschoose.org/project/mr-h...
Mr. Harchack's Board Game Design Class, a project from Mr. Harchack
Help me give my students the materials for their board game design class. This year, I am teaching a number of board game design classes for my 7th and 8th-graders. This has been a very resource-in...
www.donorschoose.org
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
my buddy is doing a fundraiser to buy materials to teach a Board Game Design class to 7th/8th graders in brooklyn. i wish i'da had a board design class in middle school!! please send him some skrill, if you will
www.donorschoose.org/project/mr-h...
www.donorschoose.org/project/mr-h...
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Okay! I admit it! You've tortured it out of me! Journalists are the most special important people in the universe! Please stop it now
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Okay! I admit it! You've tortured it out of me! Journalists are the most special important people in the universe! Please stop it now
They don't even have to update or remaster it, just make it run on my mac and I'll be happy
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They don't even have to update or remaster it, just make it run on my mac and I'll be happy
"should we record this?" I ask, know full well that no one has ever watched a recorded Teams meeting after the fact
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"should we record this?" I ask, know full well that no one has ever watched a recorded Teams meeting after the fact
what sort of monster buys something with a USB-A charger in 2025?
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
what sort of monster buys something with a USB-A charger in 2025?
"only the finest quality 1080p mkvs for me" i say to myself as i download the episode i'll be watching on my shitty, 9 inch samsung tablet
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"only the finest quality 1080p mkvs for me" i say to myself as i download the episode i'll be watching on my shitty, 9 inch samsung tablet
sometimes when i'm doing a good core memory activity i think "this'll be a good one to remember when i'm in the camps"
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sometimes when i'm doing a good core memory activity i think "this'll be a good one to remember when i'm in the camps"
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According to today's WSJ, tulip-related investment accounts for half of GDP growth. A reversal would risk recession. We can't afford to go backwards.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
According to today's WSJ, tulip-related investment accounts for half of GDP growth. A reversal would risk recession. We can't afford to go backwards.
rolling into a waffle house, ordering a café au lait, the host leaps over the counter to beat me to death
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
rolling into a waffle house, ordering a café au lait, the host leaps over the counter to beat me to death
we're doing every master and commander book baby
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
we're doing every master and commander book baby
andor has replaced every star wars movie in my rankings, I can't imagine being in a star wars mode and not watching one of the arcs
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
andor has replaced every star wars movie in my rankings, I can't imagine being in a star wars mode and not watching one of the arcs
sex is good, but do you ever time it so you hit the platform at the exact moment the train arrived?
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
sex is good, but do you ever time it so you hit the platform at the exact moment the train arrived?
"This whole places is blatant dirigible erasure!" I shout in the Boeing Milestones of Flight Hall at the National Air and Space Museum until they force my to leave
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"This whole places is blatant dirigible erasure!" I shout in the Boeing Milestones of Flight Hall at the National Air and Space Museum until they force my to leave
unlike you other peasants, state aggrandizement and reproduction via monumental structures doesn't work on me
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
unlike you other peasants, state aggrandizement and reproduction via monumental structures doesn't work on me
This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities
y'all got to stop standing for the anthem, it's embarrassing
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
y'all got to stop standing for the anthem, it's embarrassing
instead of doing eugenics RFK should be directing the CDC to solve the real challenges facing autistics, such as, how do allistics sit without crossing their legs?
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
instead of doing eugenics RFK should be directing the CDC to solve the real challenges facing autistics, such as, how do allistics sit without crossing their legs?
shout out to the guy who got on the bus before me, tapped his phone, and had already seated himself by the time the "! Try Again" message flashed, all public transit is free at point of use if you try hard enough
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
shout out to the guy who got on the bus before me, tapped his phone, and had already seated himself by the time the "! Try Again" message flashed, all public transit is free at point of use if you try hard enough
well I guess this seat will do
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
well I guess this seat will do
you can tell DC isn't an S tier US city because they haven't thrown all their scooters into the river yet
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
you can tell DC isn't an S tier US city because they haven't thrown all their scooters into the river yet
thank you Monsieur Lafayette for indirectly giving me a lovely park for my dog to shit in
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
thank you Monsieur Lafayette for indirectly giving me a lovely park for my dog to shit in