lumpyprol
@lumpyprol.bsky.social
the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, he/him
They don't even have to update or remaster it, just make it run on my mac and I'll be happy
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They don't even have to update or remaster it, just make it run on my mac and I'll be happy
"should we record this?" I ask, know full well that no one has ever watched a recorded Teams meeting after the fact
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"should we record this?" I ask, know full well that no one has ever watched a recorded Teams meeting after the fact
what sort of monster buys something with a USB-A charger in 2025?
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
what sort of monster buys something with a USB-A charger in 2025?
"only the finest quality 1080p mkvs for me" i say to myself as i download the episode i'll be watching on my shitty, 9 inch samsung tablet
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"only the finest quality 1080p mkvs for me" i say to myself as i download the episode i'll be watching on my shitty, 9 inch samsung tablet
sometimes when i'm doing a good core memory activity i think "this'll be a good one to remember when i'm in the camps"
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sometimes when i'm doing a good core memory activity i think "this'll be a good one to remember when i'm in the camps"
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According to today's WSJ, tulip-related investment accounts for half of GDP growth. A reversal would risk recession. We can't afford to go backwards.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
According to today's WSJ, tulip-related investment accounts for half of GDP growth. A reversal would risk recession. We can't afford to go backwards.
rolling into a waffle house, ordering a café au lait, the host leaps over the counter to beat me to death
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
rolling into a waffle house, ordering a café au lait, the host leaps over the counter to beat me to death
we're doing every master and commander book baby
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
we're doing every master and commander book baby
andor has replaced every star wars movie in my rankings, I can't imagine being in a star wars mode and not watching one of the arcs
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
andor has replaced every star wars movie in my rankings, I can't imagine being in a star wars mode and not watching one of the arcs
sex is good, but do you ever time it so you hit the platform at the exact moment the train arrived?
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
sex is good, but do you ever time it so you hit the platform at the exact moment the train arrived?
"This whole places is blatant dirigible erasure!" I shout in the Boeing Milestones of Flight Hall at the National Air and Space Museum until they force my to leave
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"This whole places is blatant dirigible erasure!" I shout in the Boeing Milestones of Flight Hall at the National Air and Space Museum until they force my to leave
unlike you other peasants, state aggrandizement and reproduction via monumental structures doesn't work on me
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
unlike you other peasants, state aggrandizement and reproduction via monumental structures doesn't work on me
This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities
y'all got to stop standing for the anthem, it's embarrassing
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
y'all got to stop standing for the anthem, it's embarrassing
instead of doing eugenics RFK should be directing the CDC to solve the real challenges facing autistics, such as, how do allistics sit without crossing their legs?
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
instead of doing eugenics RFK should be directing the CDC to solve the real challenges facing autistics, such as, how do allistics sit without crossing their legs?
shout out to the guy who got on the bus before me, tapped his phone, and had already seated himself by the time the "! Try Again" message flashed, all public transit is free at point of use if you try hard enough
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
shout out to the guy who got on the bus before me, tapped his phone, and had already seated himself by the time the "! Try Again" message flashed, all public transit is free at point of use if you try hard enough
well I guess this seat will do
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
well I guess this seat will do
you can tell DC isn't an S tier US city because they haven't thrown all their scooters into the river yet
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
you can tell DC isn't an S tier US city because they haven't thrown all their scooters into the river yet
thank you Monsieur Lafayette for indirectly giving me a lovely park for my dog to shit in
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
thank you Monsieur Lafayette for indirectly giving me a lovely park for my dog to shit in
in retrospect I should have asked more follow-ups when the guy handed me my drink and said it was a "decaf something something latte" because I'm now very confident one of those somethings was not actually oat milk like I asked
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in retrospect I should have asked more follow-ups when the guy handed me my drink and said it was a "decaf something something latte" because I'm now very confident one of those somethings was not actually oat milk like I asked
about 5 days before deposit was due for law school I made myself be honest with myself about how little I wanted to be a lawyer, I looked around for something that would make money, and computer science was a much faster course of study than anything medical
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
about 5 days before deposit was due for law school I made myself be honest with myself about how little I wanted to be a lawyer, I looked around for something that would make money, and computer science was a much faster course of study than anything medical
DC Metro is so good, yes I did want to combine a subway, a bomb shelter, and space odyssey 2000 vibes
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
DC Metro is so good, yes I did want to combine a subway, a bomb shelter, and space odyssey 2000 vibes
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Feels like Christmas has really come early for the haters this year but I think they can still give us even more
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Feels like Christmas has really come early for the haters this year but I think they can still give us even more
what's the best sushi place in DC?
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
what's the best sushi place in DC?
[Tim Robinson voice] Every Subway highway exit sign is a SCAM! They all say Subway three times, but when you pull off, there's only ever ONE Subway! If they're going to put THREE Subways on on the sign, there should be THREE Subways at the exit!
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
[Tim Robinson voice] Every Subway highway exit sign is a SCAM! They all say Subway three times, but when you pull off, there's only ever ONE Subway! If they're going to put THREE Subways on on the sign, there should be THREE Subways at the exit!