lumpyprol
@lumpyprol.bsky.social
the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of old society, he/him
They don't even have to update or remaster it, just make it run on my mac and I'll be happy
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They don't even have to update or remaster it, just make it run on my mac and I'll be happy
unlike you other peasants, state aggrandizement and reproduction via monumental structures doesn't work on me
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
unlike you other peasants, state aggrandizement and reproduction via monumental structures doesn't work on me
This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities
well I guess this seat will do
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
well I guess this seat will do
thank you Monsieur Lafayette for indirectly giving me a lovely park for my dog to shit in
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
thank you Monsieur Lafayette for indirectly giving me a lovely park for my dog to shit in
DC Metro is so good, yes I did want to combine a subway, a bomb shelter, and space odyssey 2000 vibes
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
DC Metro is so good, yes I did want to combine a subway, a bomb shelter, and space odyssey 2000 vibes
[Tim Robinson voice] Every Subway highway exit sign is a SCAM! They all say Subway three times, but when you pull off, there's only ever ONE Subway! If they're going to put THREE Subways on on the sign, there should be THREE Subways at the exit!
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
[Tim Robinson voice] Every Subway highway exit sign is a SCAM! They all say Subway three times, but when you pull off, there's only ever ONE Subway! If they're going to put THREE Subways on on the sign, there should be THREE Subways at the exit!
the oregon whale is reminding me about my take on The Roses
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the oregon whale is reminding me about my take on The Roses
I need to listen to the album a couple dozen more times to decide how I feel about it as a whole, but it opens strong with this runs
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I need to listen to the album a couple dozen more times to decide how I feel about it as a whole, but it opens strong with this runs
The plan?
We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue
We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The plan?
We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue
We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue
time to listen to some real good, real sad shit
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
time to listen to some real good, real sad shit
the jersey devil was a close as they got
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the jersey devil was a close as they got
makes sense, they've only got a balance sheet of $6.6 trillion, got economize
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
makes sense, they've only got a balance sheet of $6.6 trillion, got economize
finally a card at the local university and picked up some light reading
October 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
finally a card at the local university and picked up some light reading
this is just sports edging
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
this is just sports edging
i'm glad the dodgers are favored
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
i'm glad the dodgers are favored
I finished Herbert's Destination: Void the other day, and I'm pretty sure he just forced me to wade through 300 pages of electrical engineering jargon so he could have the ship's new consciousness AI make this terrible pun
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I finished Herbert's Destination: Void the other day, and I'm pretty sure he just forced me to wade through 300 pages of electrical engineering jargon so he could have the ship's new consciousness AI make this terrible pun
Esprit de Corps: Do you think this whole... attire you've picked out is a bit much? Your country is already an international punchline over this implausible heist. Should you go for a more professional look that doesn't seem like you stepped out of a Knives Out movie directed by Wes Anderson?
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Esprit de Corps: Do you think this whole... attire you've picked out is a bit much? Your country is already an international punchline over this implausible heist. Should you go for a more professional look that doesn't seem like you stepped out of a Knives Out movie directed by Wes Anderson?
fall colors starting up
September 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
fall colors starting up
the company that had them before made some neat models, but i'm still excited to see what lego does
September 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the company that had them before made some neat models, but i'm still excited to see what lego does
with (a lot) of help from my friends, i was able to succeed in act 1, unlocking the best two cards of the game
September 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
with (a lot) of help from my friends, i was able to succeed in act 1, unlocking the best two cards of the game
war returns to the reach
September 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
war returns to the reach