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lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

I regularly think about that time I updated @foxyjewishmama.bsky.social on a situation in my love life and she responded "your life's a parody! no offense"

December 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM

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lumberjack wharfie

@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social

✨BEHOLD✨ an excellent Gentleman awaiting the train:

A magnificent pigeon, built like a sentient football with wings and a noggin, sits frontside 50-50 on a low railing under the platform stairs at Clark & Lake station in Chicago. This incredible guy rocks poofy winter down on his chest. His body is a gradient from black up top to middle grey down low. His wings are a cookies-and-cream base with deep black stripes and tips. The scene is otherwise very angular, with overlapping lines from the low railing and the metal grate window of the train station. A warm light shines over the scene from just above the camera view.

November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM

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Jenn🌲

@juniperfolly.bsky.social

Don't touch her money

December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

I already have 3 competing nye invites. I've never felt more popular

December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM

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Better Streets Chicago

@betterstreetschicago.org

Join us on Sunday, December 7th at the West Loop branch for a community meeting to go over what happened to #PlowTheSidewalks and discuss where we go next.

📍West Loop Branch (122 N Aberdeen)
🗓️ December 7th
⏰ 2-4pm

RSVP ➡️ mobilize.us/s/qqb6u8

December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

I keep getting served promos for Pillion. The algo might as well call me a slur

December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM

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Star:Line Chicago

@starlinechicago.bsky.social

RT to scare a Chicago alderperson #PlowTheSidewalks

November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM

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Alex Nelson

@aenelson4.bsky.social

But *how* will they #PlowTheSidewalks? With what technology?

November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

lolwhut?

Co-Star push notification that says "Your brain is not a squat for faux punks with a tobacco addiction"

November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

Telling people I stayed in town for Thanksgiving like "it's not an 'I'm not on good terms with my family' thing, I just don't like going to my hometown twice. Do not feel sorry for me"

November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

Clearly I'm not saying fuck enough on here

profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · 6d

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social has swears! They've used 189 profanities in their last 2,055 posts.

🥇 "shit" (40 times)
🥈 "hell" (31 times)
🥉 "ass" (19 times)

November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

If you regularly drive downtown, you're wiping your ass with money. I don't make the rules

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 6d

WE NEED TO QUIT BEING COWARDS AND EXPAND THE MARKET INTO THE FUCKING STREETS YOU DON'T NEED TO DRIVE EVERYWHERE IN THE LOOP ANYWAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE

are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 6d

The Christkindlmarkt thing is so funny top to bottom. America so starved for vibrant public spaces and events that this winter craft fair gets Disneyland-level regional demand, and this is seen as a problem to be solved with cops and security

November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

@profanity.accountant

November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

I enjoyed Wicked part 2 enough, but it def wasn't as good as part 1

November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

Home from the trans thanksgiving potluck and now watching The Thanksgiving movie

November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

Watching Instagram stories like "damn, you've been part of a turkey trot family this whole time?"

November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

Being a mean cat owner (putting on the national dog show)

November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM

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Andrew Kurjata

@akurjata.ca

A saucy puppet pineapple from the Canadian television show Téléfrançais

November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

My aversion to being a burden on others has once again caused me to make things worse in a roundabout way 🙃

November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM

lucaisharsh

@lucaisharsh.bsky.social

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

A The Good Place meme
Jason: We can get mythical experiences. Maybe I'll get a reciprocated crush
Eleanor: Reciprocated crushes are real
Jason: That’s the spirit, Eleanor. They're real to me too

November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM

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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg

@apostleofhank.bsky.social

Upzoning my ass so I can fit more stuff up there

November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM

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David Teeghman 🇵🇸 🌏🚴🏻🌹

@teeghman.bsky.social

Join @sierraclubchicago.bsky.social next Tuesday to get your first peak at our questionnaires for candidates seeking @sierraclub.org’s endorsement in this election cycle!

Sign up here: act.sierraclub.org/events/detai...

Sierra Club Chicago @sierraclubchicago.bsky.social · 15d

Calling all Sierra Club members! Don't miss the informational session on our 2026 Primary Election candidate questionnaires. Learn how we choose environmental champions!

Dec 2, 7:00 PM CT | Virtual RSVP: act.sierraclub.org/events/detai...

#SierraClub #ILPolitics #Endorsements