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Laurent
@lozzercozzer.bsky.social
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Yorkshire/ Around the globe.
If I don't follow back, it's not personal, just cutting down TL scroll addiction.
Pinned
This was my last post on Instagram while this unacceptable policy is in place.
App deleted from phone.
Nothing bad happened when I dropped Facebook. Life improved dropping Twitter. Bluesky, you'd better behave.
Freaky Tales on Prime. A rare retro 80s stylish oddity that's very Pulp Fiction, Machete and lets throw Scanners in for good measure. The soundtrack bangs too.
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I see the Christmas movies are out in force
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
STOP DOING COOKING INSTRUCTIONS ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ'ˢ ˢᵐᵃˡˡᵉˢᵗ ᶠᵒⁿᵗ
IT'S A PIZZA BOX. THERE IS LOADS OF ROOM
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I see we're on the "fabricate a reason to invade a country that happens to have huge oil reserves" road again.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Is this enough to turn AI off on my pixel phone and to stop the assistant listening 🤷

Settings > apps > assistant > digital assistanta from Google > switch from default Gemini to Google assistant

< back
General > Google assistant OFF
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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More of this please
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I was just reflecting on how I used to be way more angry - an underlying simmering rage - when I was on twitter. The constant exposure to rage farming on X and Facebook definitely affects people for the worse, and when they are presidents, that leads to people dying.
Get off that shit and chill.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Make it make sense. Or just end the reign of fuckwittery please.
WaPo/Military Times: Hegseth ordered troops to “kill everybody” on a boat at sea on 9/2/25-saying they were fighting “narcoterrorism”.

Yesterday, Trump fully pardoned former Honduran Pres Hernandez, convicted in ‘24 for conspiring to bring 400 TONS of COCAINE into the US. His sentence was 45 yrs!
Hegseth Ordered Second Strike to Kill Caribbean Boat Survivors: Report
The United States changed its protocols after Secretary Hegseth told officials to "kill everybody" onboard an a Caribbean vessel in September.
www.military.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Not bad, though c-words are omitted from their method (I do tend to delete anyway)
@lozzercozzer.bsky.social has swears! They've used 198 profanities in their last 1,418 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (30 times)
🥈 "shit" (28 times)
🥉 "fuck" (27 times)
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Hey you two, careful you don't start a fire!
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
When BlueSky changed their moderation, I think the default for rude was Hide. And I think that label applies to accounts and posts, so because I've used the F & C words in my time, I'm probably invisible to people who haven't changed the default setting.
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Musk misses more goals than Leeds Utd 🤦
Tesla scales back Robotaxi fleet goal in Austin

The Tesla Robotaxi fleet in Austin has only about 30 Model Ys in use. When we compare 60 vehicles to the 500 cars promised just weeks ago, the difference is huge. Tesla will miss its year-end goal by almost 90%.

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Tesla scales back Robotaxi fleet goal in Austin
The announced doubling of the Tesla Robotaxi fleet in Austin only brings the total number of supervised EVs to about 60, a massive shortfall from the 500 vehicles the company promised just weeks ago.
www.arenaev.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I mean, if you didn’t meet a dog today, you kind of failed.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Hi
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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what's the point of black friday anymore. the deals suck and you don't even get to see someone's grandma get into a fist fight over a tv
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"The Milky bars are on me!'
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM