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Lou

@loustella.com

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Lou @loustella.com · 5m

Alright, Sample In A Jar it is. And not the BD version.

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Lou @loustella.com · 1h

Thankfully, I got it.

Lou @loustella.com · 2h

Wish there was a way to rapidly accelerate the time between calling and ordering a pizza for pickup, and then actually getting home with the pizza to eat it.

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Lou @loustella.com · 3h

Is that where we’re drawing the line now? Wouldn’t have knocked down a whole wing of the White House? Lmao

Lou @loustella.com · 8h

👀

Lou @loustella.com · 10h

I slept like a god damned rock, holy shit.

Lou @loustella.com · 22h

Night night NyQuil

Lou @loustella.com · 22h

🤌 🤌

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Lou @loustella.com · 22h

Night night NyQuil

Lou @loustella.com · 1d

Inb4 the letter-of-marque enjoyers arrive.

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Lou @loustella.com · 1d

Day 3: think we’re turning the corner.

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Lou @loustella.com · 2d

Somewhat - still a little blocked.

Lou @loustella.com · 2d

Day 2 of stuff my body full of Sudafed- feeling different but not necessarily better?

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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 2d

locked in

fake poster with super strong dude holding a hammer and sickle

text says i’m joining the war on project managers on the side of the engineers that have to deal with their constant bullshit

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Lou @loustella.com · 3d

soup, and a BIG blanket.

Lou @loustella.com · 3d

Finally think we're back on track here?

A screenshot of a USPS tracking page indicating a package that left Denver several times between the 15th and 18th of October has finally arrived back on the east coast and may be making its way to me.

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 4d

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

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Lou @loustella.com · 4d

Sending love and vibes ❤️

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe one king?

A person dressed as the Burger King king mascot, wearing a large plastic king mask with a fixed smile, a gold crown, a fur-trimmed red robe, and pointing both fingers toward the camera in a dramatic pose.

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Matthew Green @matthewdgreen.bsky.social · 5d

Southwest’s new coffee stirrers could have maybe used some workshopping.

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Lou @loustella.com · 5d

Not that it isn’t good! Just that it’s literally in a gas station lol

Lou @loustella.com · 5d

I was not kidding when I said it was a gas station lol.

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Lou @loustella.com · 5d

Here if you need help too

Lou @loustella.com · 5d

You’ve got this ❤️ I spent a lot of time under the knife this year, you’re gonna do great.

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Lou @loustella.com · 5d

Wooooo

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Lou @loustella.com · 5d

Someone next to me at the bar ordered ribs and then freaked the fuck out when the ribs had some pink on them. Smoked pork ribs… refused to understand what a smoke ring was.

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