Simeon Pundit
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From warming the bench on the Princeton basketball to topping out at O-4 in the Army Reserves, to philandering while married and impregnating a mistress, Pete Hegseth has successfully transitioned away from earlier failures to become a highly successful murderer and war criminal.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
From warming the bench on the Princeton basketball to topping out at O-4 in the Army Reserves, to philandering while married and impregnating a mistress, Pete Hegseth has successfully transitioned away from earlier failures to become a highly successful murderer and war criminal.
Steve Witcoff should take the opportunity to stab Putin in the throat. Instead, he will get down on his knees and fellate him.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Steve Witcoff should take the opportunity to stab Putin in the throat. Instead, he will get down on his knees and fellate him.
The only question about Steve Witcoff’s meeting with Putin is whether Witcoff starts with the ball gag in his mouth, or whether he waits for Putin to insert it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The only question about Steve Witcoff’s meeting with Putin is whether Witcoff starts with the ball gag in his mouth, or whether he waits for Putin to insert it.
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fraudsters stick together
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
fraudsters stick together
Modelo has a wildly overbroad definition of “fighter.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Modelo has a wildly overbroad definition of “fighter.”
Immigrants aren’t the problem.
Guns are the problem.
Guns are the problem.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Immigrants aren’t the problem.
Guns are the problem.
Guns are the problem.
“Tulsi, you’re doing a helluva job.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“Tulsi, you’re doing a helluva job.”
Donald Trump is murdering the alleged drug couriers and pardoning the drug kingpins. Just as he punishes the working poor while enriching the billionaires.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Donald Trump is murdering the alleged drug couriers and pardoning the drug kingpins. Just as he punishes the working poor while enriching the billionaires.
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
They are not “errors.” They are misrepresentations, and Trump’s solicitor general D. John Sauer should be referred to the Bar for making them. He is the #AssholeoftheDay
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They are not “errors.” They are misrepresentations, and Trump’s solicitor general D. John Sauer should be referred to the Bar for making them. He is the #AssholeoftheDay
We need more immigrants.
And fewer guns.
And fewer guns.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We need more immigrants.
And fewer guns.
And fewer guns.
Steve Witkoff paid millions to get his job in the Trump administration, which job is gargling Putin’s balls.
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Steve Witkoff paid millions to get his job in the Trump administration, which job is gargling Putin’s balls.
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When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
Already sick of Tom Steyer’s tiresome campaign ads.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Already sick of Tom Steyer’s tiresome campaign ads.
“We love our Second Amendment.” -Donald Trump, who is responsible for the tragic shooting of the two National Guard soldiers in D.C.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“We love our Second Amendment.” -Donald Trump, who is responsible for the tragic shooting of the two National Guard soldiers in D.C.
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Didn’t the FBi pull a lot of personnel from anti terrorism to put them on deportations?
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Didn’t the FBi pull a lot of personnel from anti terrorism to put them on deportations?
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
Yaxel and Michigan channeling Phi Slamma Jamma
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yaxel and Michigan channeling Phi Slamma Jamma
Lauren Jbara’s reports are too long.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Lauren Jbara’s reports are too long.
They died for nothing.
Donald Trump is responsible.
Donald Trump is responsible.
These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
They died for nothing.
Donald Trump is responsible.
Donald Trump is responsible.
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National Guard troops don't sign up to be used as political pawns. They sign up to serve their country, not needlessly deploy to American cities to pick up garbage. These two soldiers should be alive right now and at home with their families for Thanksgiving. I'm furious.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
National Guard troops don't sign up to be used as political pawns. They sign up to serve their country, not needlessly deploy to American cities to pick up garbage. These two soldiers should be alive right now and at home with their families for Thanksgiving. I'm furious.
