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Summary of Governor Gavin C. Newsom’s Advanced Imaging Results
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Department of Defense is now the Department of Murders
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure it's his fucking brain and the blood vessels going to it that need the imaging.
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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“They gave me my totally routine weekly MRI to see how my amazing brain totally aced the impossibly difficult ‘which drawing shows an elephant?’ question.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Some current & former FBI personnel have a keen grasp of the obvious.
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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'This is no longer a risk, it is an emergency,' explain climate experts to more than a thousand British MPs and civil society leaders.

theecologist.org/2025/dec/01/...
'If we take action, we might survive'
'This is no longer a risk, it is an emergency,' explain climate experts to more than a thousand British MPs and civil society leaders.
theecologist.org
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If the U.S. is just going around murdering people, at least make it Putin.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have never been remotely interested in socializing with an AI chatbot and for the life of me, I do not understand why anyone would be.
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Now do China and India and the U.S.
Energy transitions can happen faster than we think:

In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.

In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Kinetic strikes" is a fancy-sounding euphemism for "murder."
Last week: In response to WaPo’s story on the Sept. 2 boat strikes, the Pentagon says “This entire narrative is completely false.”

Today: The White House confirms that a 2nd strike happened and that “Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes”
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Admiral Bradley, thrown firmly under the bus by Pete Hegseth.
Reporter: Why won't the administration confirm or deny whether or not there were a survivors after that initial first strike? What imminent threat would survivors pose who were clinging presumably to the wreckage of that boat?

Leavitt: You guys are not listening fully to the statement I provided.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oxford University Press out here rage baiting by designating a two-word phrase as "Word of the Year."
Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
From warming the bench on the Princeton basketball to topping out at O-4 in the Army Reserves, to philandering while married and impregnating a mistress, Pete Hegseth has successfully transitioned away from earlier failures to become a highly successful murderer and war criminal.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Steve Witcoff should take the opportunity to stab Putin in the throat. Instead, he will get down on his knees and fellate him.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The only question about Steve Witcoff’s meeting with Putin is whether Witcoff starts with the ball gag in his mouth, or whether he waits for Putin to insert it.
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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fraudsters stick together
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Modelo has a wildly overbroad definition of “fighter.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Immigrants aren’t the problem.
Guns are the problem.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Tulsi, you’re doing a helluva job.”
Oh good. The wag the dog begins in earnest
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Donald Trump is murdering the alleged drug couriers and pardoning the drug kingpins. Just as he punishes the working poor while enriching the billionaires.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They are not “errors.” They are misrepresentations, and Trump’s solicitor general D. John Sauer should be referred to the Bar for making them. He is the #AssholeoftheDay
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We need more immigrants.
And fewer guns.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM