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Eric Ravenscraft
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Clearly fake name. Freelance writer. Video essayist on YouTube. Formerly Lifehacker. Will shitpost for cash.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/lordravenscraft
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NEW VIDEO! FINALLY! Beast Wars Is Shakespeare: The Value of Garbage Media

I truly hope this one was worth the wait, because I've never made something so huge. Massive thanks to Dr. Drew Lichtenberg for sitting down with me for this one. youtu.be/8y_KsFaHRQk?...
Beast Wars Is Shakespeare: The Value of Garbage Media
YouTube video by Lord Ravenscraft
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Almost forgot that it's that time of the year 🎄🎁🎅

...time to run

(Godspeed all my retail comrades)

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The Mines of Mariah
YouTube video by Eric Ravenscraft
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November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
if you told me this was a group of podcasters doing a blind table read of a script they were deliberately making fun of...I still wouldn't believe you because it sounds so janky

and they actually shipped this as a real dub??? holy fuck this is embarrassing
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The dearth of creativity by gAI boosters is utterly dwarfed by the dearth of creativity by gAI developers

Even if you're generally disdainful of most gAI "art" (as I am)....come on. you have to have a better argument than "it's a fancy Snapchat filter"
What is this for. Who finds this appealing. Why is so much money being spent on this. What is happening to peoples’ brains.
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
this is and will be the only Black Friday deal I will share
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have been bitten posting about being in the hospital because of the hell industry I work in, but also my god I am feeling so hopeful and loved with all the support from my friends and poly family.

I've just been drowning in supportive messages and visits and I feel so lucky 💙
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Somehow this one always gets me
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
an excellent rule of thumb is that you literally never need gAI for anything a search engine can do

and that goes double for excellent resources like this
don’t cheapen your slides! there *are* places to get free, human-created, rich, visual content on this bitch of an internet, some on this list: livelaugh.blog/posts/non-ai...
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Reposted by Eric Ravenscraft
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have so many dumb opinions but for some reason I will never stop getting comments from people who specifically disagree with me for acturately describing war crimes
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
sex work is always the canary in the coal mine for free speech. if you can't convince your editor to cover it on its own merits, it should at least be worth covering as a playbook for how they'll come after what they don't like YOU saying next

(and btw, we're already there)
I get that you feel embarrassed to talk about porn but if you come at it from "they're censoring PG games and ASMR" maybe you can like... get over yourself?

this is hurting so many people and it's just going to keep getting worse?
would be really cool of any indie journalists who want to like.... talk about this massive form of censorship since it's a byproduct of the fascism we are all dealing with?
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I don't mean to keep hammering away at this drum, but I am currently in the hospital on Thanksgiving because I spent years putting more than my body could do into a job that was actively trying to kill me for not doing even more

Do not listen to these parasites

They will kill you and move on
Not going to link to the article because fuck it but anyone saying “the work/life balance might not be feasible” is trying to use you and pay you very little and wants you on the survival mode teat. Ignore them for the parasites they are.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The obvious, knee-jerk reaction is "it's fancy auto-complete, it doesn't know"

but that covers up the real, much dumber reason: which is that we solved this problem with voice assistants that weren't trying to "know" things and just searched for them already

but now, chatbots suck at that I guess?
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
setting aside that this mfer managed to turn "men get paid more" into being the victim

it always baffles me when dudes look straight past the original intent of a piece of art to some meme-ified simplification

loser, it ain't women stealing from you, it's your fucking boss, look at the picture
Upon learning that the medical establishment is, like, actually looking at women's health now, one brave men's forum warrior managed to post this before his keyboard melted:
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
if you are willing to use ChatGPT to make your art for you, but you're not willing to do BlenderGuru's donut tutorial, then I cannot bring myself to respect your art
“Poor people have a right to art!”

They sure do. So get to it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"capitalism is good because it's the most efficient method for allocating resources"
Since the launch of ChatGPT in November 2022, AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 79% of earnings growth, and 90% of capital spending (Capex and R&D) growth. am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/...
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
when I lived alone, I would buy a box of tampons just so I was sure I had spares in case a guest needed them

and that one box every year, maybe, was definitely more expensive than every single night I didn't go out on a date combined
Begging you people to look up period poverty before you make stupid points like saying that tampons are not mandatory in the way that nice dates are not mandatory
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reposted by Eric Ravenscraft
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Jetfucking Force Goddamngemini and it's not even close
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
this is such a deep and painfully obvious truth, I anticipate everyone on earth will reject it out of sheer spite
also, hear me out: the horizontal parts of the capital letter 'i' should never have been viewed as serifs. (i.e. even in sans-serif fonts, a capital 'i' should have an upper horizontal line, a lower horizontal line, and a vertical line connecting the two.)
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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just asking a question
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
as the First Pope of Animorphs, I would like to announce that polyamory is chill and rad, if anyone would like to convert
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
ahhhhhh hahahhaha fuck this shit so hard
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM