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Spins wool, hates soup spoons, likes spooky stuff. She/Her

Cymru/Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Neurotypicals put compeed on their blisters.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Fairy lights look like glowing middle fingers for a reason
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Googled to check that tardigrades don't live in my tap water but sad to learn that chlorine kills them but also that they're too big to live in the pipes? What?

Stop AI'ing my search results!
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Someone farted twice (not me) and both times my dog looked up at the ceiling
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Cloudflare, you fucking bollock!
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My mum's got a long raincoat, but she's short like me, and she can't bend her knees in it when she walks down steps. Doing the Morrisons shop with her earlier was like an episode of Takeshi's Castle.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Toy Toy Story Story 2
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The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
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High Noon School Musical
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky xmas party:
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Wednesday!
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
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High Noon School Musical
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2001: A Space Jam
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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when i say sgetti i could be talking about spaghetti or the serengeti, you never know
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Have bra straps always sounded like a branch on a windy day or is it an age thing?
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
New vocal stim.

Massive London Laser Beam
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
"Don't mind my mum, she's just stimming the stretchy-rigids. She's just happy"

Is this a hypermobility thing? The desire to stretch but also at the same time keep everything rigid (while dancing like an imp on tiptoes).

It's doing two opposing things simultaneously that's interesting to me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
'Massive London Laser Beam' is a great name for a band and also a really good insult
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My self inflicted adhd meds break of misery is over
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Day 3 of my voluntary adhd meds break
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Whenever I see Tinopolis mentioned I do wonder if the person who coined the nickname knew that tin means something else in Welsh
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I have questions for those 15 people who didn't find this information helpful
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I thought I'd try a matcha latte, so I got a box and it's taken me 8 sachets to figure out it tastes like a cup of tea. Only it's green.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Meteorologists:
There's a cold snap on the way

Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'll never get bored of this freaky plastic thing
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Bumhole & Groin better be a name of a pub
Why can't we grow bumhole and groin plants for dogs?

Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.

Justice for dogs!
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Why can't we grow bumhole and groin plants for dogs?

Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.

Justice for dogs!
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
What she saw was far worse
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM