Lorapora
@lorapora.bsky.social
Spins wool, hates soup spoons, likes spooky stuff. She/Her
Cymru/Wales 🏴
Cymru/Wales 🏴
Neurotypicals put compeed on their blisters.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Neurotypicals put compeed on their blisters.
Fairy lights look like glowing middle fingers for a reason
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fairy lights look like glowing middle fingers for a reason
Googled to check that tardigrades don't live in my tap water but sad to learn that chlorine kills them but also that they're too big to live in the pipes? What?
Stop AI'ing my search results!
Stop AI'ing my search results!
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Googled to check that tardigrades don't live in my tap water but sad to learn that chlorine kills them but also that they're too big to live in the pipes? What?
Stop AI'ing my search results!
Stop AI'ing my search results!
Someone farted twice (not me) and both times my dog looked up at the ceiling
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Someone farted twice (not me) and both times my dog looked up at the ceiling
Cloudflare, you fucking bollock!
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Cloudflare, you fucking bollock!
My mum's got a long raincoat, but she's short like me, and she can't bend her knees in it when she walks down steps. Doing the Morrisons shop with her earlier was like an episode of Takeshi's Castle.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My mum's got a long raincoat, but she's short like me, and she can't bend her knees in it when she walks down steps. Doing the Morrisons shop with her earlier was like an episode of Takeshi's Castle.
Insert a movie into another movie
Toy Toy Story Story 2
Toy Toy Story Story 2
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The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
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High Noon School Musical
High Noon School Musical
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Toy Toy Story Story 2
Toy Toy Story Story 2
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky xmas party:
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky xmas party:
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Wednesday!
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Wednesday!
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The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
insert a movie into another movie
High Noon School Musical
High Noon School Musical
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2001: A Space Jam
2001: A Space Jam
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
insert a movie into another movie
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
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when i say sgetti i could be talking about spaghetti or the serengeti, you never know
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
when i say sgetti i could be talking about spaghetti or the serengeti, you never know
Have bra straps always sounded like a branch on a windy day or is it an age thing?
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Have bra straps always sounded like a branch on a windy day or is it an age thing?
New vocal stim.
Massive London Laser Beam
Massive London Laser Beam
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
New vocal stim.
Massive London Laser Beam
Massive London Laser Beam
"Don't mind my mum, she's just stimming the stretchy-rigids. She's just happy"
Is this a hypermobility thing? The desire to stretch but also at the same time keep everything rigid (while dancing like an imp on tiptoes).
It's doing two opposing things simultaneously that's interesting to me.
Is this a hypermobility thing? The desire to stretch but also at the same time keep everything rigid (while dancing like an imp on tiptoes).
It's doing two opposing things simultaneously that's interesting to me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
"Don't mind my mum, she's just stimming the stretchy-rigids. She's just happy"
Is this a hypermobility thing? The desire to stretch but also at the same time keep everything rigid (while dancing like an imp on tiptoes).
It's doing two opposing things simultaneously that's interesting to me.
Is this a hypermobility thing? The desire to stretch but also at the same time keep everything rigid (while dancing like an imp on tiptoes).
It's doing two opposing things simultaneously that's interesting to me.
'Massive London Laser Beam' is a great name for a band and also a really good insult
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
'Massive London Laser Beam' is a great name for a band and also a really good insult
My self inflicted adhd meds break of misery is over
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My self inflicted adhd meds break of misery is over
Day 3 of my voluntary adhd meds break
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Day 3 of my voluntary adhd meds break
Whenever I see Tinopolis mentioned I do wonder if the person who coined the nickname knew that tin means something else in Welsh
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Whenever I see Tinopolis mentioned I do wonder if the person who coined the nickname knew that tin means something else in Welsh
I have questions for those 15 people who didn't find this information helpful
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I have questions for those 15 people who didn't find this information helpful
I thought I'd try a matcha latte, so I got a box and it's taken me 8 sachets to figure out it tastes like a cup of tea. Only it's green.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I thought I'd try a matcha latte, so I got a box and it's taken me 8 sachets to figure out it tastes like a cup of tea. Only it's green.
Meteorologists:
There's a cold snap on the way
Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
There's a cold snap on the way
Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Meteorologists:
There's a cold snap on the way
Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
There's a cold snap on the way
Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
I'll never get bored of this freaky plastic thing
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'll never get bored of this freaky plastic thing
The Bumhole & Groin better be a name of a pub
Why can't we grow bumhole and groin plants for dogs?
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The Bumhole & Groin better be a name of a pub
Why can't we grow bumhole and groin plants for dogs?
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Why can't we grow bumhole and groin plants for dogs?
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
What she saw was far worse
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
What she saw was far worse