Lorapora
@lorapora.bsky.social
Spins wool, hates soup spoons, likes spooky stuff. She/Her
Cymru/Wales 🏴
Cymru/Wales 🏴
Meteorologists:
There's a cold snap on the way
Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
There's a cold snap on the way
Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Meteorologists:
There's a cold snap on the way
Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
There's a cold snap on the way
Tabloids:
Is it from the east?
I'll never get bored of this freaky plastic thing
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'll never get bored of this freaky plastic thing
The Bumhole & Groin better be a name of a pub
Why can't we grow bumhole and groin plants for dogs?
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The Bumhole & Groin better be a name of a pub
Why can't we grow bumhole and groin plants for dogs?
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Why can't we grow bumhole and groin plants for dogs?
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
Cat's get all the joys of catnip and they don't even play nice while they're off their little faces.
Justice for dogs!
What she saw was far worse
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
What she saw was far worse
Ooitsabit chilly out there this morning
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Ooitsabit chilly out there this morning
Planes over north Wales are being really rumbly and noisy tonight.
Whose plane is that jet? Is it you, USA? Hmm?
Whose plane is that jet? Is it you, USA? Hmm?
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Planes over north Wales are being really rumbly and noisy tonight.
Whose plane is that jet? Is it you, USA? Hmm?
Whose plane is that jet? Is it you, USA? Hmm?
Simone & Garfaunty
You name your boobs after your favourite music duo! What are the names of your boobs?🤔😁
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Simone & Garfaunty
Me, tonight, looking out the window for the aurora, even though we have 100% cloud cover and a 35% chance of storm.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me, tonight, looking out the window for the aurora, even though we have 100% cloud cover and a 35% chance of storm.
No one talks about the fashion fissure of the early 2000's where slouchy boots were "in" but jeans you could tuck into them were 4 whole years away
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
No one talks about the fashion fissure of the early 2000's where slouchy boots were "in" but jeans you could tuck into them were 4 whole years away
Did Movie Cliché Bingo with Days of Thunder last night as we'd never seen it before and I scored the most points with
1) Someone comes out of retirement.
2) Getting drunk scene
3) Dolly zoom Tom Cruise eyes and eyebrows.
4)Tom Cruise runs ✋️🏃♂️
5) Is he on a box there?
6) Ends with a freeze frame
1) Someone comes out of retirement.
2) Getting drunk scene
3) Dolly zoom Tom Cruise eyes and eyebrows.
4)Tom Cruise runs ✋️🏃♂️
5) Is he on a box there?
6) Ends with a freeze frame
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Did Movie Cliché Bingo with Days of Thunder last night as we'd never seen it before and I scored the most points with
1) Someone comes out of retirement.
2) Getting drunk scene
3) Dolly zoom Tom Cruise eyes and eyebrows.
4)Tom Cruise runs ✋️🏃♂️
5) Is he on a box there?
6) Ends with a freeze frame
1) Someone comes out of retirement.
2) Getting drunk scene
3) Dolly zoom Tom Cruise eyes and eyebrows.
4)Tom Cruise runs ✋️🏃♂️
5) Is he on a box there?
6) Ends with a freeze frame
My kid is 18!
MY. KID. IS. 18!
What sort of midlife crisis is en vogue? I need ideas.
MY. KID. IS. 18!
What sort of midlife crisis is en vogue? I need ideas.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My kid is 18!
MY. KID. IS. 18!
What sort of midlife crisis is en vogue? I need ideas.
MY. KID. IS. 18!
What sort of midlife crisis is en vogue? I need ideas.
Epiphany is a portmanteau of Epic Fanny
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Epiphany is a portmanteau of Epic Fanny
I had an epiphany last night about the song Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, and I don't know how to explain it but it's the girl version Buddy Holly by Weezer
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I had an epiphany last night about the song Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, and I don't know how to explain it but it's the girl version Buddy Holly by Weezer
When there's a big loud noise I try to act blasé so my dog doesn't go nuts, but she's recently started barking at me if anyone calls my name or knocks on the door and I think she thinks I might be deaf.
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
When there's a big loud noise I try to act blasé so my dog doesn't go nuts, but she's recently started barking at me if anyone calls my name or knocks on the door and I think she thinks I might be deaf.
It's now stuck to the shelf.
This is, unfortunately, a common occurrence with my memory. Thankfully not with my adhd meds, but usually with cocodamol. I end up going without because I can't remember if I took them in the first place, and as we know, cocodamol does very little for cramps.
This is, unfortunately, a common occurrence with my memory. Thankfully not with my adhd meds, but usually with cocodamol. I end up going without because I can't remember if I took them in the first place, and as we know, cocodamol does very little for cramps.
Was about to swallow my painkillers but realised it was a tad squishy and I'd only gone and put a 70mg of Elvanse in my gob! At 7:15pm!
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's now stuck to the shelf.
This is, unfortunately, a common occurrence with my memory. Thankfully not with my adhd meds, but usually with cocodamol. I end up going without because I can't remember if I took them in the first place, and as we know, cocodamol does very little for cramps.
This is, unfortunately, a common occurrence with my memory. Thankfully not with my adhd meds, but usually with cocodamol. I end up going without because I can't remember if I took them in the first place, and as we know, cocodamol does very little for cramps.
Was about to swallow my painkillers but realised it was a tad squishy and I'd only gone and put a 70mg of Elvanse in my gob! At 7:15pm!
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Was about to swallow my painkillers but realised it was a tad squishy and I'd only gone and put a 70mg of Elvanse in my gob! At 7:15pm!
"OK, this is the last one, I promise. How about this time we move the little stones from the outside and put them on the inside!? I know it'll work, I feel it in my bones"
What if the central alter stone of Stonehenge found its way there naturally and the whole purpose of Stonehenge is them trying to work out how to transport it back because they were bored
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"OK, this is the last one, I promise. How about this time we move the little stones from the outside and put them on the inside!? I know it'll work, I feel it in my bones"
What if the central alter stone of Stonehenge found its way there naturally and the whole purpose of Stonehenge is them trying to work out how to transport it back because they were bored
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What if the central alter stone of Stonehenge found its way there naturally and the whole purpose of Stonehenge is them trying to work out how to transport it back because they were bored
I beg your finest fucking pardon?
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I beg your finest fucking pardon?
Period cramps be crampin'
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Period cramps be crampin'
Saw a tiktok about the Stonehenge alter stone being from Scotland and the mystery of how they moved it 500 miles, or so (if it was moved deliberately) and someone from the States commented
"I mean 1000km is a decent distance but not that big compared to things in the USA."
Sooo yeah.
"I mean 1000km is a decent distance but not that big compared to things in the USA."
Sooo yeah.
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Saw a tiktok about the Stonehenge alter stone being from Scotland and the mystery of how they moved it 500 miles, or so (if it was moved deliberately) and someone from the States commented
"I mean 1000km is a decent distance but not that big compared to things in the USA."
Sooo yeah.
"I mean 1000km is a decent distance but not that big compared to things in the USA."
Sooo yeah.
Going to Iolo Morganwg a rumour we also invented the ice cream cone. It was us.
Going to Iolo Morganwg a rumour that Welsh witches cut the pointy bits off their hats to avoid witch hunts and subsequently created the national costume
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Going to Iolo Morganwg a rumour we also invented the ice cream cone. It was us.
Going to Iolo Morganwg a rumour that Welsh witches cut the pointy bits off their hats to avoid witch hunts and subsequently created the national costume
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Going to Iolo Morganwg a rumour that Welsh witches cut the pointy bits off their hats to avoid witch hunts and subsequently created the national costume
She stole my headphones earlier because I needed to focus on work and now she's in a patronising supergroup
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
She stole my headphones earlier because I needed to focus on work and now she's in a patronising supergroup