Ol' Sketchy Jenks. A bit like Penny Crayon but he brings pet portraits to life

This could be your comic book villain catchphrase, like the Joker's "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

(Yay!!)

Hahaha!!

It's nearly cold enough to not wear my clogs without socks

I'll never get on-board with chatGPT, but if it answers questions like this i'd understand the support for it

Probably not, but once, when I was 7, I convinced my mates during mabolgampau (sports day) that crushing gorse flowers between your fingers made them smell like beer.

I don't personally care but I know cats would judge me for my typo.

*cats*

Ha! Shame magic mushrooms are poisonous to dogs cos they'd keep her entertained.

You're right! But it's gone from her giving me the side eye that I interpret as "did you hear that?" And I reply "ooh, that was a bit of a noisy bang wasn't it?!" To "YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! YOUR CHILD HAS SUMMONED YOU! GET OFF THE SOFA!" and it's a bit much tbh

She might be doing it passive aggressively like i do when I light 3 incense sticks and skip around the room like i'm twiling sparklers, instead of gently informing someone they're a bit pongy