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Depressed & Deprived, 5e
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First time watch #filmsky #horror
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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*cat glare*
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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✨ SKETCH COMMISSION OPEN ✨

Hi, guys! I have a couple of slots open for the "colored sketch" option with special price 💜🍃

Portrait - 30$
Half body - 50$
Full body - 100$
Erotic & nsfw - 190$+

DM me here or [email protected] if you interesting!

#commission #commissionopen #elfenjoyers
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Kids say the craziest things 😂
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The thing about genetics is, these two mice are both females of the exact same age who have had the exact same diet and activities for their entire lives.
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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🤘✊ Good morning! 🩷
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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horns and armor. done in painter
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Vespyria ✦ sketchy comm for @vespyria.bsky.social 💕
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Kids have it so easy nowadays. When I was young, I had to walk through 9ft of shag carpet to change the TV channel.
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Coffee/Tea themed witch: The Brewja (Bruja)
BBQ specialized magic user: The Sauceror
Soup-based potion-maker: The Abrothecary

I dun remember what other puns I had made... Had a bread/baker-themed cleric...
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Someone told me my clothes were gay.

I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Nevermind I was sad and then I remembered this existed
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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😧 Oh no … Forget about it 😼
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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I once read somewhere a writer explaining the difference between Batman and the Punisher thus:

Batman goes out every night to save his parents.

The Punisher goes out every night to kill the people who killed his family.

It’s great but only works as long as neither can ever succeed.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I realized something weird about myself just now. I crave carbonation a LOT. Flat beverages are like way less desirable.
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Tiger filigree halo, an old digital sketch commission.
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Cat 😻 soaking up the sun ☀️
Whisker Wednesday 😺
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM