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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 6d

Not lure. Punt. Yeet. Hurl. Cram.

Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 7d

In an interesting turn of events, I have to keep hiding the kids’ Halloween hauls from her because she has no reservations to eat whatever she wants from them. If left to her own devices she’d probably eat half their candy!

Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 11d

Me: Why do you keep hiding the candy?

Wife: Because if you know where it is it will be gone by the end of the day. Your little impulsive ADHD brain just can’t cope.

Me: …I feel like that’s ableist.

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 8d

Going in to wake up kid 2.

Me: Hey little one. Should we wake up?

Kid 2: No. (points to bed) Bed.

So I climb in, she hands me a plushie to snuggle, lays on her side with her back against mine, and goes right back to snoozing.

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 9d

Sexy u-haul

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12d

I heard there's more Twitter people coming over here

Elon vs Hot n Ready
A chart
Little Caesars is cheaper
Tastes good
Doesn't do weird hand gestures
Is hot and ready

Elon is a lame nerd

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 11d

(To be clear, she is not wrong)

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 11d

Me: Why do you keep hiding the candy?

Wife: Because if you know where it is it will be gone by the end of the day. Your little impulsive ADHD brain just can’t cope.

Me: …I feel like that’s ableist.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15d

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

Boo-lie Lynch @jlynch13.bsky.social · 15d

RFK is undoing human subjects protections so he can conduct placebo trials of vaccines. That means infecting people knowingly. I wonder who will “volunteer” for these trials? If history is any guide, a lot of incarcerated and other powerless people.

Drug Monkey @drugmonkey.bsky.social · 15d

Dismantling the Institutional Review Board (IRB), that oversees all human subjects research, is bad. Really bad.

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · 19d

Quote post with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only)

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 28d

Actually, the balls are stored in the cerebral cortex you fuckin moron

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Oct 2

I’m getting ads for LUCAS machines. I do not have $30,000 to add that to my first aid kit.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · Sep 30

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Sep 19

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Sep 19

One unexpected benefit I’ve had from being on a GLP-1 agonist as someone with ADHD is a definite boost to my productivity because the distraction of constant cravings for snacks is so profoundly attenuated.

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Sep 18

Happy new MS diagnostic criteria day to all who celebrate!

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Sep 14

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

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Aine Yore, MD 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪 @aineyoremd.bsky.social · Sep 11

Gavin Newsom cannot be allowed within a thousand miles of the democratic nomination

Governor Gavin Newsom
@governo... • 1h
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate - never through violence.

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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · Sep 9

Editor: You get that illustration of the box of Grape Nuts and the gentleman?

Illustrator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what.

Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · Dec 4

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Aug 31

Holy crap

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Aug 30

Submitted my grant.

Rest of the agenda for today:
- throw up
- get the haircut that’s weeks overdue
- find some nice Italian food
- play Switch with kid 1

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Aug 30

So I’ve been buried in grant-writing and just logged on and I’m getting the impression that I missed something big but thus far not the big thing everyone is hoping for. Slightly confused.

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Aug 26

Wow I initially completely misunderstood this. I’m glad my wife called me to tell me TS got engaged before I posted the congratulations comment I was working on.

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Aug 25

Not a surgeon, but I think I have a cemetery all the same.

Currently taking a walk through mine. I don’t like it here.

“Every surgeon carries within himself a small cemetery, where from time to time he goes to pray – a place of bitterness and regret, where he must look for an explanation for his failures.”
René Leriche, La philosophie de la chirurgie, 1951

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Localizer, MD @localizedlesion.bsky.social · Aug 23

Successfully getting a difficult LP after failing the last couple you tried is a good feeling.

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