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he/him | yumeshipper | enjoyer of things https://minotaur.straw.page https://linktr.ee/labyrinthonaut <- comms inside i am a normal trustworthy man with no history of psychosis or mental illness. i am sober and legally authorized to purchase firearms

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roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · Jul 17

#mallman2028

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roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 11h

theatre so fun except for when im stuck at rehearsal and my moms in the hospital so i just have to pretend that im not incredibly stressed

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11h

this site has the juice (nyquil)

Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11h

I need to log off, but first I'm going to take some Nyquil and post through it

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roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 1d

ethan just burped really really loud

roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 2d

ethan did another good burp

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 3d

2 megaton

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 3d

*at the chapel of the seventh sage of the end times*

me: so is lust worthy of capital punishment or is the army of whores i hired to lead charge in the siege gonna be fine

sageful monk: should be pretty fine or absolutely harrowing depending on the outcome of the siege

me: i’m feeling mild

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 3d

ethan just did a really good burp guys

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 3d

made less than morbius did on opening day

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 3d

me: ohhh nooo im so worried about the incident i hope @criticaljustice.bsky.social manages to recover

michael myers:

me: dude what the fuck you can’t say that

jason voorhees (angry he was replaced in this joke): ki ki ki ma ma ma

me: do NOT come back here i won the house in the divorce

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roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 3d

im also here

roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 5d

i fucking love deviled eggs

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roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 5d

if onky....

roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 5d

board games

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 5d

*on the phone with the based department*

me: hello based department?

based department guy: hello MR. CRITICALJUSTICE

me: that’s me!

redhead wife: stop using up all the bandwidth in the house you asshole i’m playing games

me: not now honey i’m on the phone with the based department

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 6d

me with my contracted commun of trench men: so you guys are like layer 2 agartha citizen right

Fishman: yeah that’s us.

me: okay great do you accept abstract concepts as payment or do i have to import fragments of mirrors like i was told

Fishman: mirror gragments please and thank you

Me: ok pal

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Blood West is Out on Xbox & PS5! @newblood.games · 6d

PAX Aus: "Hey New Blood , how many window ads do you want this year m8??"

"Yes"

Banners at PAX Aus for FAITH, Tenebris Somnia, Fallen Aces, Gloomwood, ULTRAKILL, and Blood West

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 9d

Really glad the important people are trending

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 7d

IT’S OUT
youtu.be/Iu7gOd6mXOU

Haha, You Clowns S1E1 "Movie Night" | FULL EPISODE | adult swim

YouTube video by Adult Swim

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 7d

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 9d

me, currently in the middle of digging a really deep hole with the local commune of trench men: hey can you pass me the byzantine shovel i think we’re about to reach the second layer agartha very soon

that stupid dog from secret life of pets 2: this won’t absolve you of sin

me: Malevolent Specter

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roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 11d

its true

roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 11d

THANKS CRIT LMAO

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 11d

@lobotomitejoe.bsky.social your dog ass

El Musico Mascarado @thiagoatag.bsky.social · 12d

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roland (comms open) @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social · 12d

friend appreciation post. i love my friends a whole lot.