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@maxwell72.bsky.social

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he/him. American heya. friendly neighborhood maxwell nerd that likes video games and music. I likes writing characters and rps. shit I like currently is TF2, Project Moon, Roblox, and Ultrakill. dms open Discord: maxwellgaming72 shitposter

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · Apr 9

(New Intro Post)
Eh-? This thing on? Whatever. Hi, I’m Maxwell.
Your local idiot. Not exactly sure what I’m here for but… it’s whatever. You’ll see me post random crap from what I find funny to uh… hm.
…
I zoned out, sorry.

Pfp: @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social
Harass: maxwellgaming72.straw.page

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 4h

my group session of Operation Heartburn
“wow, this is alot. Anyone seen Maxwell?”

meanwhile, on the other side of the map

“IM BEING FUCKING JUMPED” by every special infected known to man

Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 4h

can someone fix the coffee machine

Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 4h

i was robbed of this post

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Glitch 👾📚 @nullnebula.bsky.social · 2d

The Beast

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 3d

AND I FUCKING MISSED IT?

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 3d

ethan just did a really good burp guys

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 3d

jared leto lives on a uncharted island in the middle of the pacific surrounded by his fellow jared letos who speak in tribal chants and every night burn photos of Christian Bale as a ritual to appease their god Gored Jeto

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 3d

*at the chapel of the seventh sage of the end times*

me: so is lust worthy of capital punishment or is the army of whores i hired to lead charge in the siege gonna be fine

sageful monk: should be pretty fine or absolutely harrowing depending on the outcome of the siege

me: i’m feeling mild

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 3d

why does jared leto kill every modern movie hes in like this dude was paul allen im american psycho and angel face in fight club

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 3d

made less than morbius did on opening day

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 3d

im also here

Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 3d

me: ohhh nooo im so worried about the incident i hope @criticaljustice.bsky.social manages to recover

michael myers:

me: dude what the fuck you can’t say that

jason voorhees (angry he was replaced in this joke): ki ki ki ma ma ma

me: do NOT come back here i won the house in the divorce

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Worm Girl @worm-girl.bsky.social · 5d

what was his problem

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 6d

ask if they take apple pay

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 6d

*on the phone with the based department*

me: hello based department?

based department guy: hello MR. CRITICALJUSTICE

me: that’s me!

redhead wife: stop using up all the bandwidth in the house you asshole i’m playing games

me: not now honey i’m on the phone with the based department

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 6d

@judgmentless.bsky.social thanks for delivering my food

Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 7d

how did you find this image

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 7d

bravo…?

Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 7d

This one?

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 7d

I’m filling in for the day. Distort now, or something.

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𝜜𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖐 @animacktheduck.bsky.social · 10d

So, I may have made another all powerful entity mad at me, I forgot to pay them back the 5 bucks I borrowed, on a seperate note, anyone wanna hide me in their basement?

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 9d

Really glad the important people are trending

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 10d

i ate entry 7-8

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MR. CRITICALJUSTICE @criticaljustice.bsky.social · 13d

Day 14. Rats inside of wall hole again. I have contacted the local community of trench men to assist me in the matter. Previous 13 entries lost. I can’t fucking find my filing cabinet. Must be the rats

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Maxwell @maxwell72.bsky.social · 10d

glutton