MR. CRITICALJUSTICE
@criticaljustice.bsky.social
Artisanal Shitposting from a Nihilist Perspective
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Hi. This is the new Pinned Post on my Account.
Name's MR. CRITICALJUSTICE, or "Critical". "Crit", for short.
Most of what you can expect to find here are the thoughts that bounce around in my head, and media stuff I like. Pretty straightforward.
Enjoy your stay; Welcome to My Home, wipe your shoes.
Name's MR. CRITICALJUSTICE, or "Critical". "Crit", for short.
Most of what you can expect to find here are the thoughts that bounce around in my head, and media stuff I like. Pretty straightforward.
Enjoy your stay; Welcome to My Home, wipe your shoes.
i distinctly recall this era of the internet, i’m glad that it wasn’t a retrospective fever-induced schizophrenic nightmare that i had but something that actually existed
𝚢𝚎𝚜, 𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴
you have it
now you can
DRINCC
𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛
𝔹𝔼ℙ𝔼𝕊
𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖
𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎
you have it
now you can
DRINCC
𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛
𝔹𝔼ℙ𝔼𝕊
𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖
𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i distinctly recall this era of the internet, i’m glad that it wasn’t a retrospective fever-induced schizophrenic nightmare that i had but something that actually existed
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Get your pussy huntin’ boots on boy we gotta save the monarchy
I GOTTA HELP?!
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Get your pussy huntin’ boots on boy we gotta save the monarchy
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Maybe a LITTLE pussy would be good for King Harkinian..:
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Maybe a LITTLE pussy would be good for King Harkinian..:
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im a passionate, passionate man
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
im a passionate, passionate man
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I have two sons:
Ignatious (PERMANENTLY GROUNDED)
Link (ON THIN FUCKING ICE)
Ignatious (PERMANENTLY GROUNDED)
Link (ON THIN FUCKING ICE)
August 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I have two sons:
Ignatious (PERMANENTLY GROUNDED)
Link (ON THIN FUCKING ICE)
Ignatious (PERMANENTLY GROUNDED)
Link (ON THIN FUCKING ICE)
on most days i’m green
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
on most days i’m green
gonna start quoting this specifically
YOU destroyed the village
24he bedpost reality is NOT understood by the masses
24he bedpost reality is NOT understood by the masses
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
gonna start quoting this specifically
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i don't know what days are i don't follow time like you
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i don't know what days are i don't follow time like you
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I hate the world and everythings bitching
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I hate the world and everythings bitching
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17112 minutes with penis in hand
452 cums
average session 18 minutes
favorite search: husband and wife making love
452 cums
average session 18 minutes
favorite search: husband and wife making love
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
17112 minutes with penis in hand
452 cums
average session 18 minutes
favorite search: husband and wife making love
452 cums
average session 18 minutes
favorite search: husband and wife making love
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dick balls penis shit fuck toilet kill myself!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
dick balls penis shit fuck toilet kill myself!!
*laughing cathartically* *CRUNCH* OOOWWWWW
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
*laughing cathartically* *CRUNCH* OOOWWWWW
HE MADE THIS TOWN WHAT IT IS IS WHAT HE DID! WASN’T NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF DUST AND ROCKS BEFORE HE GOT HERE! HE KILLED SNOWMAN! HE’S THE LEADER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW, THE EVER COMPETENT AND DASTARDLY SPADES SLICK, AND SPADES SLICK IS A HERO IN THIS HOUSE! END OF STORY!
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
HE MADE THIS TOWN WHAT IT IS IS WHAT HE DID! WASN’T NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF DUST AND ROCKS BEFORE HE GOT HERE! HE KILLED SNOWMAN! HE’S THE LEADER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW, THE EVER COMPETENT AND DASTARDLY SPADES SLICK, AND SPADES SLICK IS A HERO IN THIS HOUSE! END OF STORY!
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you pussies don’t even smork cork
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
you pussies don’t even smork cork
one of these days you fuckers are all gonna coagulate together into one amorphous orange mass and I will NOT be a part of that shit
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
one of these days you fuckers are all gonna coagulate together into one amorphous orange mass and I will NOT be a part of that shit
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Look, Link, a shoehorn! You know what they say, if the shoe fits, (MARIO PROXIMITY METER INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY) Oh fuck
September 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Look, Link, a shoehorn! You know what they say, if the shoe fits, (MARIO PROXIMITY METER INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY) Oh fuck
YES!!!! YYYYESSS!!!! YYYYESSSS!!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
YES!!!! YYYYESSS!!!! YYYYESSSS!!!
i fucking love gwonam
(The opening violin strings of Bury the Light start playing from the skies above Koridai) Oh hell yeah
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i fucking love gwonam
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This is your next opponent, Link. You MUST slay this feckless cad!
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is your next opponent, Link. You MUST slay this feckless cad!
i’m not usually green
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i’m not usually green
bien chistosito el post lo voy a repostear
yo: ajajajaj infeliz cumpleaños pyro bobo que eres bobo jajajajajajaja
pyro: oye pero bueno
el putísimo twomad:
pyro: oye pero bueno
el putísimo twomad:
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
bien chistosito el post lo voy a repostear
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