fed poets society
@loadbearingposter.bsky.social
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no clout no chasers
on the internet
he/him/they
garbage
no clout no chasers
on the internet
he/him/they
garbage
Pinned
manifesting* knowledge** out*** of**** the***** ether****** to impress and humble my coworkers
*asking **my ***older ****brother *****about ******boobs
*asking **my ***older ****brother *****about ******boobs
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
manifesting* knowledge** out*** of**** the***** ether****** to impress and humble my coworkers
*asking **my ***older ****brother *****about ******boobs
*asking **my ***older ****brother *****about ******boobs
seeking investors for a tech startup where myself, my friend marty, and a third person that is also me exchange money between ourselves indefinitely
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
seeking investors for a tech startup where myself, my friend marty, and a third person that is also me exchange money between ourselves indefinitely
bringing a wife to a nun fight
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
bringing a wife to a nun fight
tesla shareholders know that musk shifting focus to ai won't ever amount to anything. they do not care.
they approved the pay package because they have rejected their humanity and think it's really cool that someone could be a trillionaire.
they approved the pay package because they have rejected their humanity and think it's really cool that someone could be a trillionaire.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
tesla shareholders know that musk shifting focus to ai won't ever amount to anything. they do not care.
they approved the pay package because they have rejected their humanity and think it's really cool that someone could be a trillionaire.
they approved the pay package because they have rejected their humanity and think it's really cool that someone could be a trillionaire.
i walk out of stores without buying anything all the time because i'm very good at shoplifting and it doesn't feel illegal it feels cool
Nothing feels more illegal than walking out of a store without buying anything
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i walk out of stores without buying anything all the time because i'm very good at shoplifting and it doesn't feel illegal it feels cool
🎵 The Experience - September 11, 2001 (9/11)
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
🎵 The Experience - September 11, 2001 (9/11)
ernest borg9000
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
ernest borg9000
never actually seen the french crown jewels before and lmao this is what they look like? hilarious clown shit.
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
never actually seen the french crown jewels before and lmao this is what they look like? hilarious clown shit.
naming my cigarette before i smoke it so the emotional bond is stronger
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
naming my cigarette before i smoke it so the emotional bond is stronger
new divorce guy just dropped
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
new divorce guy just dropped
turning off the radio and spending the 20 minute drive home from work saying hunkin it dumb boy style out loud to myself every couple minutes
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
turning off the radio and spending the 20 minute drive home from work saying hunkin it dumb boy style out loud to myself every couple minutes
guy who's not like super into toad the wet sprocket or anything but appreciates them for what they were and thinks their 1992 performance of 'walk on the ocean' from the tonight show with jay leno was really good, especially the mandolin solo
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
guy who's not like super into toad the wet sprocket or anything but appreciates them for what they were and thinks their 1992 performance of 'walk on the ocean' from the tonight show with jay leno was really good, especially the mandolin solo
people will say "you can't live in a bubble" and yet not let a man who wants them dead live in their home
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
people will say "you can't live in a bubble" and yet not let a man who wants them dead live in their home
walking up to anyone enjoying anything ever and explaining to them how much richer their experience would be if they were constantly having to defend their right to exist while doing it
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
walking up to anyone enjoying anything ever and explaining to them how much richer their experience would be if they were constantly having to defend their right to exist while doing it
logging on to the health* and wellness** device
*shitting **posting
*shitting **posting
October 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
logging on to the health* and wellness** device
*shitting **posting
*shitting **posting
and what's with streaming tiers these days? youtube premium lite? i don't know whether to watch it or to drink it! what's next, youtube malt ice? [thumps microphone on forehead] some of the stuff they come up with... yeah. crazy world folks... [scans audience for a woman that isn't enjoying herself]
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
and what's with streaming tiers these days? youtube premium lite? i don't know whether to watch it or to drink it! what's next, youtube malt ice? [thumps microphone on forehead] some of the stuff they come up with... yeah. crazy world folks... [scans audience for a woman that isn't enjoying herself]
halfway through writing a reddit post about how nigel pulsford from bush was an underrated guitarist from the post-grunge era, looking at the clock and seeing that it's nearly 1 am, then discarding the post out of personal shame
September 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
halfway through writing a reddit post about how nigel pulsford from bush was an underrated guitarist from the post-grunge era, looking at the clock and seeing that it's nearly 1 am, then discarding the post out of personal shame
smartest editorial writers in the world: how could a boy raised in the type of environment where cracker barrel changing its logo is seen as a legitimate threat to their way of life ever lash out with violence?
September 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
smartest editorial writers in the world: how could a boy raised in the type of environment where cracker barrel changing its logo is seen as a legitimate threat to their way of life ever lash out with violence?
white people not beating the "bad at fucking" allegations
September 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
white people not beating the "bad at fucking" allegations
diablo 2 is like 1% beating the game and 99% running around after you've beaten the game desperately hoping that rng will make your brain release any good chemicals whatsoever
yeah, you guys go on and defeat the prime evils, i'm just gonna hork trav. yeah. yeah, it's cool. save all of life and preserve the balance of heaven and hell and i'll just, you know.. be here... horking trav
September 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
diablo 2 is like 1% beating the game and 99% running around after you've beaten the game desperately hoping that rng will make your brain release any good chemicals whatsoever
it's not illegal to use a question in the title of an article or opinion piece — but should it be?
September 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
it's not illegal to use a question in the title of an article or opinion piece — but should it be?
getting banned from the open mic for using my five minutes to fact check the others' sets
August 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
getting banned from the open mic for using my five minutes to fact check the others' sets
we're just restroom men. we're just innocent men.
August 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
we're just restroom men. we're just innocent men.
scatter my ashes from the top of whatever hill i end up dying on
August 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
scatter my ashes from the top of whatever hill i end up dying on