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Liz

@lizteach.bsky.social

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Special educator. Geek/nerd. Lover of laughter and logic. Proud denizen of the People's Republic of Astoria. Queer mom to two queer kids. Protect 🏳️‍⚧️ kids.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · Nov 26

Don't tell me to fuckin smile, I don't care how blue the damn sky is.

a brown dog is laying on a red couch and looking at the camera

Alt: Devil dog with glowing eyes bares teeth.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 6h

I thought Platner was a good candidate. I no longer think that, nor am I seeing anyone who thinks that on my feed. If this means that I'm in a Bsky bubble, I'm ok with that.

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ceej @ceej.online · 14h

it is very funny to start tearing down your own house

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 16h

The word "rictus" suddenly popped into my head for no apparent reason. He's appropriately seasonal!

Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 16h

There hasn't been a single video released by this campaign that hasn't made me cringe.

Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 22h

I'm not joking, here is the video

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evlovesnyc.bsky.social @evlovesnyc.bsky.social · May 27

Please donate to EVLovesNYC so we can feed people all over the city. Don’t wait until the end of the year — we can’t wait that long. The desperate demand for food, today and in the coming months, bids us to take on the work the government won’t do.
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Please donate now!

Every dollar you give translates directly into meals for food-insecure New Yorkers. Every Sunday, our group of friends gathers to cook more than 2,300 hot meals to share with food-insecure neighbors t...

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Pumpkin Spice SwampLizard 🎃 @swamplizard.bsky.social · 17h

“Then Roblox helped the fascists tear down the White House to build a magnificent, golden ballroom—“

“Okay, okay, back to bed, grandpa”

The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 22h

UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 18h

I keep coming back to this and snorting out loud again.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 18h

I will donate $100 to the election campaign of the first democratic candidate to say “i dont care what it costs we’re bulldozing the ballroom on day 1 and for $1 you can enter into a raffle to drive the dozer for 15 minutes”

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18h

NYC Mayoral Debate

MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live

CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything

SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 18h

I thought this was from The Onion at first...

Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 18h

#epsteinballroom

Brian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 18h

The Epstein Ballroom.

Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 18h

a picture of a leopard and a deer with a quote about leopards eating your face

Alt: a picture of a leopard and a deer with a quote about leopards eating your face

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 18h

Brought to you by the "Cuomo, not the homo" guy.

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 18h

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 18h

This reminds me of the first time I discovered WordArt.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19h

This is very good

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 18h

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 1d

Snack Homiez sketch from SNL where actresses play a group of 12 (and 13) year old boys. They are talking about Halloween candy and saying "Ooh!" and "Airheads are fire, TBH."

Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 1d

All good, thanks!

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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 1d

Hundreds of people protesting ICE in downtown manhattan right now. Reads and Broadway. NYPD cops in riot gear on scene.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1d

roses are red
vroom goes the car;

Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 1d

when in doubt, maybe don’t get tattoos of random symbols from the flash sheet of a sketchy Croatian skinhead you met in a balkan dive bar.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 1d

Mork and Mindy. Then The Facts of Life. Then Family Ties.

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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 1d

Every rapid response chat I’m on is going berserk — forty ice agents indiscriminately capturing people if you can get down to Canal right now, please go!

Gwynne Hogan @gwynnefitz.bsky.social · 1d

More federal agents on Canal, counter protesters gather shouting the agents.

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 1d

Did they gut the entire east wing? It's hard to tell without a wider view, but it sure looks like it.

Exploded-view diagram (pun not intended) of the White House.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 1d

That first image looks like fucking 9/11

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Liz @lizteach.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, and my good pal, the eldritch lunatic horror that transcends matter, time, energy, and the cosmos, Cthulhu. Take a bow, Cthu...watch the tentacles...oh wait, you dripped cosmic slime on a Democrat? That's all right, then!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "We have Darth Vader. You know Darth Vader, right? Darth Vader is a man who is sitting -- is that Darth? Stand up please. Does everybody know -- they call him Darth Vader, I call him a fine man. But he's cutting Democrat priorities and they're never gonna get them back."