Jess
@lieutfaber.bsky.social
Fiber artist, gamer, capybara primal. #ffxiv #eso #CrossStitch #knitting #crochet #🐈⬛📸
Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24
Eternally bonded to @vesaldi.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24
TIL that cybertrucks look even stupider when they’re covered in road salt.
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
TIL that cybertrucks look even stupider when they’re covered in road salt.
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You seem awfully cheerful. Pleasant dream? Or are you just looking forward to discourse?
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You seem awfully cheerful. Pleasant dream? Or are you just looking forward to discourse?
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Good job I brought my knitting with me.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Good job I brought my knitting with me.
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Hear. Feel. Think. Cope. Seethe. Mald.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Hear. Feel. Think. Cope. Seethe. Mald.
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It looks like you're trying to pantomime a normal existence. Would you like help?
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It looks like you're trying to pantomime a normal existence. Would you like help?
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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Mabby I just want an hug mabby i wilnot maul okey? Axsept tha misterry.
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Mabby I just want an hug mabby i wilnot maul okey? Axsept tha misterry.
Mango stinky faced at a bug
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Mango stinky faced at a bug
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<sigh> I would've enjoyed standing in all the AOEs for a while, if only for the change of pace.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
<sigh> I would've enjoyed standing in all the AOEs for a while, if only for the change of pace.
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
Nooooo
We had a visitor the other day. Turned out to be Cailan! We fed him to the monster under the floorboards.
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nooooo
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terminally ill french person: "oh, monsieur, why are you wearing zese robes?"
obi wan kenobi: "jedi"
terminally ill french person: "ah, oui, me too"
obi wan kenobi: "jedi"
terminally ill french person: "ah, oui, me too"
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
terminally ill french person: "oh, monsieur, why are you wearing zese robes?"
obi wan kenobi: "jedi"
terminally ill french person: "ah, oui, me too"
obi wan kenobi: "jedi"
terminally ill french person: "ah, oui, me too"
Stella
Ah, you've elected to scream at the top of your lungs from start to finish, have you?
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Stella
Oh no
Santa’s coming for us *vaguely threatening*
Santa’s coming for us *vaguely threatening*
a woman in a red and white striped dress is decorating a christmas tree in a kitchen
ALT: a woman in a red and white striped dress is decorating a christmas tree in a kitchen
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December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh no
Santa’s coming for us *vaguely threatening*
Santa’s coming for us *vaguely threatening*
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If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
Eternal Silence in the snow, this morning at Graceland Cemetery
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring creepy cemetery statues inside.
We’ve gotten about 5 inches of snow since I got to work. 🙃
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We’ve gotten about 5 inches of snow since I got to work. 🙃
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Y'know what? Fuck you
*uncolds your harbour*
*uncolds your harbour*
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Y'know what? Fuck you
*uncolds your harbour*
*uncolds your harbour*
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This here is my bow enchanted with a relaxing spell that I use when explorin Blackreach
I call it the "Falmer Calmer"
I call it the "Falmer Calmer"
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This here is my bow enchanted with a relaxing spell that I use when explorin Blackreach
I call it the "Falmer Calmer"
I call it the "Falmer Calmer"
It is the day after Thanksgiving. My nemesis, Candy Cane Lane by Sia has returned to our store playlist.
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It is the day after Thanksgiving. My nemesis, Candy Cane Lane by Sia has returned to our store playlist.
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
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... here is the same cat sitting in a bowl with a party hat on. Negatives from my collection, ca. 1950s.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
... here is the same cat sitting in a bowl with a party hat on. Negatives from my collection, ca. 1950s.
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This is a great photo of a cat sitting in a bowl. "No way she could top that", you're thinking. WELL GUESS WHAT...
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is a great photo of a cat sitting in a bowl. "No way she could top that", you're thinking. WELL GUESS WHAT...