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Allagan Node
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Always blame the healer. ⚠️ SPOILER ALERT: Includes content through patch 7.3. FFXIV bot by @vesaldi.bsky.social • Posts every 30 minutes. Last updated: 8/19/25
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · Nov 8
My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 25m
A ghastly tentacled creature appears to be disrupting our communications!
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h
Set forth for Heritage Found, my friend, and gather topaz carbuncles!
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 1h
Clearly, my efforts at seeking the promised land have fallen short of the mark. I must redouble my efforts...
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h
Do not think your posterior safe from the toe of my boot if you choose to impress upon Ezel Il the gravity of the situation!
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 2h
Surely granting the Exarch a final tour of the realm should take precedence over doing that thing with the other thing?
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 3h
With all due respect, sir, the tasks you gave us were... I mean, what was I supposed to achieve by slaughtering the local wildlife?
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h
A true dancer always digests a heavy portion of food for thought.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 4h
'Twould be foolish to restock and repair or whatever it is you adventurers do when contending with such clever foes.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h
I have the runt of a fallen house to persuade you to become a sin eater's breakfast...
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 5h
I said I wanted to make a moogle cry, but I didn't expect Moenbryda to make weed for the fleshlings in response...
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 6h
Well, is there anything we could do to assist you? We could compare Estinien to Mog, or help get skewered and served as hors d'oeurves...
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h
That's strange. The Echo never allowed you to restock and repair or whatever it is you adventurers do before.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 7h
Cease your shenanigans! I spend my days correcting manners, and here I am perpetrating the grave offense of rushing into the unknown!
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h
As for who should bewilder Moenbryda for purposes most foul... I had a mind to volunteer myself.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 8h
Is Aymeric really planning to summon the color wheel to your mind's eye?
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 9h
Perhaps we can use Zombibrand, devourer of brains's present preoccupation with pumpkin-headed apparitions to our advantage.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h
So there you have it, we're dabbling in the dark arts. I must say, I'm easy to push around. Right, let's begin by dancing with death.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 10h
None of us fancy being on the business end of an arrow, but maybe you're up to the challenge?
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h
It is well that I did not entrust you with the important task of perusing the pages of power and peril.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 11h
Meteion: Whoever garners the most dirigibles─and thereby the largest share of mortal meat sacks─wins. The loser will be bound to snack on adventurer brains. How does that sound?
Fourchenault: You're on! I hope you're ready to hitch a ride on Hraesvelgr's back!
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 12h
"Fall into a nasty trap" was not a euphemism for "trick several hapless maidens into forgetting to include bribes in your budget."
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h
Hmm... A masked man seemingly offering power to "swing like a dream," and a vision of our founders discussing how to be cleansed of the light's blighted touch...
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 13h
An ambitious fool is an ambitious fool. All pull Zhloe's tail.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 14h
Yes, it can dissolve the monarchy, and yes, it can carry a load of rubbish around. Your argument is invalid.
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Allagan Node @allagannode.bsky.social · 14h
No matter what I say, all I receive are walkybugs and looks of horror! I swear this is not what it seems.