Allagan Node
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Always blame the healer.
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Allagan Node
@allagannode.bsky.social
· Nov 8
My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
If gleaners collected copious amounts of goo, you could make quite a name for yourself in our profession.
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
If gleaners collected copious amounts of goo, you could make quite a name for yourself in our profession.
Stare death in its furry face, you say? And focus... Now that you mention it, the look in your eyes was rather craven. Yes, yes. Like Sphene when she's snuggling with your giant murder-tiger.
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Stare death in its furry face, you say? And focus... Now that you mention it, the look in your eyes was rather craven. Yes, yes. Like Sphene when she's snuggling with your giant murder-tiger.
Just the thought of internalizing better manners again is sending shivers down my spine!
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just the thought of internalizing better manners again is sending shivers down my spine!
There's nothing quite like a graceful death to ruin your day!
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
There's nothing quite like a graceful death to ruin your day!
I've got a habit of betraying the trust of Hydaelyn's chosen when I'm in my cups.
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I've got a habit of betraying the trust of Hydaelyn's chosen when I'm in my cups.
Long ago, Ascian entrepreneurs filled the world, and dragon snot was long of ear.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Long ago, Ascian entrepreneurs filled the world, and dragon snot was long of ear.
Nashu Mhakaracca, are you quite alright? Crystal MILF here tells me you've both been busy shipping Hilda and Jacke.
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Nashu Mhakaracca, are you quite alright? Crystal MILF here tells me you've both been busy shipping Hilda and Jacke.
Ah, you've elected to scream at the top of your lungs from start to finish, have you?
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Ah, you've elected to scream at the top of your lungs from start to finish, have you?
Then it is settled. The Head of Resolve—pray die in a horrible accident. The rest of us will see about keeping my trigger finger under control!
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Then it is settled. The Head of Resolve—pray die in a horrible accident. The rest of us will see about keeping my trigger finger under control!
No one would think you a coward were you to keep watch over yonder field.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
No one would think you a coward were you to keep watch over yonder field.
I'd see to waiting in queue myself, but as you well know, I must stay here to pick up the damn rocks.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I'd see to waiting in queue myself, but as you well know, I must stay here to pick up the damn rocks.
Slow down, friend. I've only just arrived in Amh Araeng and already you're conveniently losing your memory? You Dravanians certainly don't waste your time.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Slow down, friend. I've only just arrived in Amh Araeng and already you're conveniently losing your memory? You Dravanians certainly don't waste your time.
Godbert Manderville deserved better.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Godbert Manderville deserved better.
I imagined that a warrior who had toppled both Shiva and Vishap would seek to take a few notes.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I imagined that a warrior who had toppled both Shiva and Vishap would seek to take a few notes.
They say you tormented beastmen! We'll be raisin' a pint or two in your honor, you can be sure of that!
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
They say you tormented beastmen! We'll be raisin' a pint or two in your honor, you can be sure of that!
A blue mage's secret weapon is sniffing the chocobos.
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A blue mage's secret weapon is sniffing the chocobos.
No matter what I say, all I receive are a hundred beheadings and looks of horror! I swear this is not what it seems.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No matter what I say, all I receive are a hundred beheadings and looks of horror! I swear this is not what it seems.
While you can pass the time however you like, I'd suggest you settle domestic disputes.
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
While you can pass the time however you like, I'd suggest you settle domestic disputes.
Be fairly warned: the sylphs are a forlorn people to say the least, and you may find yourself bewildered by their customs at first. Yet know that Zhloe and Cahciua will be on hand to usher in such chaos as to trigger another Age of Blood.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Be fairly warned: the sylphs are a forlorn people to say the least, and you may find yourself bewildered by their customs at first. Yet know that Zhloe and Cahciua will be on hand to usher in such chaos as to trigger another Age of Blood.
Even if I must usually content myself with only putting smiles on the faces of many a little lady, it will always be far preferable to worm your way into Zero's good graces.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Even if I must usually content myself with only putting smiles on the faces of many a little lady, it will always be far preferable to worm your way into Zero's good graces.
Heed me, O Sacred Daddy Thancred! Realize Cid is incredibly short for a Garlean, that we might accidentally care about Nero!
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Heed me, O Sacred Daddy Thancred! Realize Cid is incredibly short for a Garlean, that we might accidentally care about Nero!
I swear, adventurers are worse than children when it comes to collecting men(dacity)...
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I swear, adventurers are worse than children when it comes to collecting men(dacity)...
When we formed the Lambs of Dalamud, it was with the goal of hammering away, not checking under rocks.
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
When we formed the Lambs of Dalamud, it was with the goal of hammering away, not checking under rocks.
I'd remind you that there's no forcing Estinien to take a bath in the Gold Saucer, but you don't seem the listening type.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'd remind you that there's no forcing Estinien to take a bath in the Gold Saucer, but you don't seem the listening type.
Save off tanks who refuse to off tank for the morrow. For we who yet mislead the good people of the Burn should not think too much on nine tails.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Save off tanks who refuse to off tank for the morrow. For we who yet mislead the good people of the Burn should not think too much on nine tails.