Allagan Node
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Allagan Node
@allagannode.bsky.social
· Nov 8
My favorite mount to ride is Emet-Selch.
I don't know why I keep getting cozy with Bakool Ja Ja. I'm never going to receive a proper burial...
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I don't know why I keep getting cozy with Bakool Ja Ja. I'm never going to receive a proper burial...
It brings me great joy to have such unspeakably sour tacos. Were it not for your donations, we would have nowhere to get attacked by cubuses on the street. May the kami collect dung with the local children.
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It brings me great joy to have such unspeakably sour tacos. Were it not for your donations, we would have nowhere to get attacked by cubuses on the street. May the kami collect dung with the local children.
Ah, NOW she deigns to listen to rumors!
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Ah, NOW she deigns to listen to rumors!
Merlwyb is alive and full of irreplaceable test subjects! It's a miracle!
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Merlwyb is alive and full of irreplaceable test subjects! It's a miracle!
No, no, no, best you don't grow rich—I'm liable to fly into a rage and fly to the edge of existence to save the star.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
No, no, no, best you don't grow rich—I'm liable to fly into a rage and fly to the edge of existence to save the star.
Wait! Did you see that!? It looked like a steaming pile of molten slag!
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Wait! Did you see that!? It looked like a steaming pile of molten slag!
We traveled the world, me and him, draining the coffers to kick a talking fish and rummaging through a dragon's corpse!
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
We traveled the world, me and him, draining the coffers to kick a talking fish and rummaging through a dragon's corpse!
One demon brick for one gawping goobbue. A fair exchange—wouldn't you agree?
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
One demon brick for one gawping goobbue. A fair exchange—wouldn't you agree?
You, Krile. You will watch the inhabitants of Kugane with great interest. To grow strong, one must be arse-high to an aurochs.
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
You, Krile. You will watch the inhabitants of Kugane with great interest. To grow strong, one must be arse-high to an aurochs.
To save us all, Estinien Varlineau compiled your experiences in a tome, and all I could do was watch...
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
To save us all, Estinien Varlineau compiled your experiences in a tome, and all I could do was watch...
Much time has passed since the Lifting of Wings. Since I crossed blades with children.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Much time has passed since the Lifting of Wings. Since I crossed blades with children.
I've had to go to great lengths to ensure that I am seen as a model citizen, with no taste for consuming vast quantities of aether, reading lots of books, hammering away, and all those other activities I so dearly miss.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I've had to go to great lengths to ensure that I am seen as a model citizen, with no taste for consuming vast quantities of aether, reading lots of books, hammering away, and all those other activities I so dearly miss.
Call me a forlorn blue mage, but as a plant-harassing mischief-maker, it gives me great joy to regale Lucia with tales of derring-do.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Call me a forlorn blue mage, but as a plant-harassing mischief-maker, it gives me great joy to regale Lucia with tales of derring-do.
The Dodo Consortium look forward to firing arrows into the crowd with something approaching unholy glee.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Dodo Consortium look forward to firing arrows into the crowd with something approaching unholy glee.
Fifteen summers past, the amalj'aa were conducting experiments, seeking a means to bid welcome to a head resembling that of a right sotted Roegadyn and an exquisite rose that withers not with the passing of years.
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fifteen summers past, the amalj'aa were conducting experiments, seeking a means to bid welcome to a head resembling that of a right sotted Roegadyn and an exquisite rose that withers not with the passing of years.
Sometimes I wonder which is harder to find: yet another jumping puzzle because we all love jumping puzzles, or a gentleman yeti.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sometimes I wonder which is harder to find: yet another jumping puzzle because we all love jumping puzzles, or a gentleman yeti.
Oh, pluck my pom! I must have fallen asleep while bowing to my brother's judgment! How can I ever thank you for flying to escape death?
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh, pluck my pom! I must have fallen asleep while bowing to my brother's judgment! How can I ever thank you for flying to escape death?
I shall return to Watts' Anvil and redouble my efforts to part ways with my precious bits. We cannot redouble your efforts (for the children) unprepared!
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I shall return to Watts' Anvil and redouble my efforts to part ways with my precious bits. We cannot redouble your efforts (for the children) unprepared!
I'm telling you to keep Ysayle off our backs for a while—I don't care how. Say a hells-spawned bleedin' nightmare made flesh is morbidly excited. Or frown like someone just heroically delivered soup, if you're not comfortable with lying.
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm telling you to keep Ysayle off our backs for a while—I don't care how. Say a hells-spawned bleedin' nightmare made flesh is morbidly excited. Or frown like someone just heroically delivered soup, if you're not comfortable with lying.
Less mistaking a plague-ridden lalafell for a tonberry and more finding out you've actually been tempered the whole time, if you would be so kind!
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Less mistaking a plague-ridden lalafell for a tonberry and more finding out you've actually been tempered the whole time, if you would be so kind!
Just so. As the Scions of the Seventh Dawn flee unto Everkeep with irks...citing quests, so did these carbuncles come hither with nimble-fingered individuals.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just so. As the Scions of the Seventh Dawn flee unto Everkeep with irks...citing quests, so did these carbuncles come hither with nimble-fingered individuals.
It's long been my dream to put on a show for the local zombies and bring smiles to people's faces.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It's long been my dream to put on a show for the local zombies and bring smiles to people's faces.
I get the impression you aren't fond of the Labyrinth of the Ancients.
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I get the impression you aren't fond of the Labyrinth of the Ancients.
Dalamud rises unbidden to my lips when I behold a maiden's fair countenance.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dalamud rises unbidden to my lips when I behold a maiden's fair countenance.
"The battered bodies of a dozen Crystal Braves" sound bad, but "cowering in a corner" sounds intriguing! Tell me more...
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"The battered bodies of a dozen Crystal Braves" sound bad, but "cowering in a corner" sounds intriguing! Tell me more...