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Sven Jolly

@lewkf.bsky.social

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I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm. Rainflakes and snowdrops. If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine. Formerly: Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat Chef Boyardeez Nuts

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 9d

And why? Who stands to profit the most from this anti-vanilla slander? The CHOCOLATE coalition, of course!
Everyone knows the two basic ice cream flavors are chocolate and vanilla and vanilla’s happy to just let everyone be but chocolate—oh ho HO!—chocolate is a whole other story. Milton Hershey…

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it. (Charlie from it’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 5h

dune 2 others as you woudl have others dune 2 you

jesus with the weird nose thingy and blue spice eyes i dont know i never watched spice i only learned about it form social media

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12h

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Wallace from the movie Office Space showing Wallace from the 2 chicks at the same time scene with his eyes colored purple

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 4h

I’m glad

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 4h

Everyone else thinks AOC is hot, right? It can’t be just me…

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t care for Maya Rudolph.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 4h

But now it’s Antonia. And the diminishing relevance. And the jealousy of youth.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

#filmsky #letUsEditPostsYouBastards

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

The rain. Rain is what stuck in my mind long after the viewings those forgotten nights ago.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

Was it all the weed? God, I have to think that even 20-years-ago me could somehow look beyond that.

It played a part, yes, that moving beyond, that wish for something—anything!—greater than what I felt pulled into (even if the bad case presented felt better than what I expected to actually come)…

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

Fucking BlueSky give people the ability to edit posts!

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

Pig Fucker Chang’s

assbutt @nasboat.org · 5h

Paul F. Chang’s

Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 5h

P.F. Chang's stands for Planet Fitness Chang's

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

Do you think… do you think Taylor Swift would be my friend? Like, if she knew me IRL? 👉🏻👈🏻

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

Who is Cameron Diaz?

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

And “barrel” only gets like $600…

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

$1000 for the one who asked with an exclamation point instead of a question mark, and $0 for the one that followed the “rules”

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

Oh shit what IS a banana flask!?

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

Discovered this song right as my son goes off to college… so apropos!

James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 13h

Working with Foxy Shazam is a personal and professional highlight. Enjoy this music video for the song of our season, “Oh Lord.”

Watch now: youtu.be/TUTj-noIkgE

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 5h

Need something to watch a movie/first episode of tonight. Something to make you feel good/a little horny/kinda recognized (even if it’s by now a little more than slightly outdated)

Maybe Wonder Boys again…

www.imdb.com/title/tt0185...