ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
Musician, Snakepiss, co-host of Rose-Colored Headphones, massive dunce, underrated
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ralph
@largeproduct.bsky.social
· Dec 31
If anyone has any intel on this artist it would help us a lot. Real mystery we've got brewing here. No one can identify this beautiful voice or the fine musicians backing it.
Politely informing the youth that the Heath bar is "goated".
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Politely informing the youth that the Heath bar is "goated".
[hearing about a relationship of any kind] wow. they sound toxic.
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
[hearing about a relationship of any kind] wow. they sound toxic.
Sometimes you get stuck in the bathtub and somebody has to pull you out and you're all slick with water and essential oils and you slide across the floor into the wall and hit your head on the wall and then a piece of the ceiling falls and hits you in the dick but you still have to go to work, dude.
December 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sometimes you get stuck in the bathtub and somebody has to pull you out and you're all slick with water and essential oils and you slide across the floor into the wall and hit your head on the wall and then a piece of the ceiling falls and hits you in the dick but you still have to go to work, dude.
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blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
Love it or hate it (love it), fennel is here to stay, baby.
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Love it or hate it (love it), fennel is here to stay, baby.
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read this instead of whatever this woman has to say, they're all the same anyway
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
read this instead of whatever this woman has to say, they're all the same anyway
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
www.issendai.com/psychology/e...
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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my brother is an ironworker so i asked him his thoughts on the time magazine cover
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
my brother is an ironworker so i asked him his thoughts on the time magazine cover
Telling my dumb little funnies
December 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Telling my dumb little funnies
The internet has done a good job making us feel like the entire world needs to cater to us that we now have people claiming speed limits are bad because they are inconvenient.
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The internet has done a good job making us feel like the entire world needs to cater to us that we now have people claiming speed limits are bad because they are inconvenient.
I have texted someone I should not be texting merry christmas to all
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I have texted someone I should not be texting merry christmas to all
I have never laughed harder than the Bad Santa scenes between Bernie Mac and John Ritter. They work every time. They are perfect
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I have never laughed harder than the Bad Santa scenes between Bernie Mac and John Ritter. They work every time. They are perfect
Putting a bay leaf in my coffee
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Putting a bay leaf in my coffee
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In our latest episode, we’re celebrating the holidays with the #BobDylan Christmas album and some voices that will be familiar to our listeners.
Look for Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts!
Look for Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts!
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In our latest episode, we’re celebrating the holidays with the #BobDylan Christmas album and some voices that will be familiar to our listeners.
Look for Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts!
Look for Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts!
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elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
I thought for a long time that I needed to get back into a relationship but I now think I just need a consistent friend to do bits with and talk about death.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I thought for a long time that I needed to get back into a relationship but I now think I just need a consistent friend to do bits with and talk about death.
Listen! It's barely about Bob Dylan. It's mostly jokes and nonsense and being joyful.
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Listen! It's barely about Bob Dylan. It's mostly jokes and nonsense and being joyful.
They should have another bluesky with people on it who enjoy my thoughts.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
They should have another bluesky with people on it who enjoy my thoughts.
I know some autistic mother fuckers who can complete a pull-up, Rob. Just sayin. They talk good too. Real normal-like.
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I know some autistic mother fuckers who can complete a pull-up, Rob. Just sayin. They talk good too. Real normal-like.
What, hey. Why is Quantem talking about Pat Dabo. I'm so mad. Anyway, I don't know those guys. They never invited me to a barbecue or anything. We'll never share a canteen of water while walking through the desert. But I guess I care about what they think of each other.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What, hey. Why is Quantem talking about Pat Dabo. I'm so mad. Anyway, I don't know those guys. They never invited me to a barbecue or anything. We'll never share a canteen of water while walking through the desert. But I guess I care about what they think of each other.
What is a good thing to record a group of people on a podcast that doesn't have a fucking AI editor that generates your voice saying things?
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What is a good thing to record a group of people on a podcast that doesn't have a fucking AI editor that generates your voice saying things?
Die Hard is a movie.
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Die Hard is a movie.
Christmas episode of RCH is out tomorrow. It's a call-in show.
If you have a podcast and want me and Michael to talk about bad music that is actually good, let us know.
Oh and the Christmas episode is about the Bob Dylan album with"Must Be Santa" on it. Supposedly. Whatever.
If you have a podcast and want me and Michael to talk about bad music that is actually good, let us know.
Oh and the Christmas episode is about the Bob Dylan album with"Must Be Santa" on it. Supposedly. Whatever.
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Christmas episode of RCH is out tomorrow. It's a call-in show.
If you have a podcast and want me and Michael to talk about bad music that is actually good, let us know.
Oh and the Christmas episode is about the Bob Dylan album with"Must Be Santa" on it. Supposedly. Whatever.
If you have a podcast and want me and Michael to talk about bad music that is actually good, let us know.
Oh and the Christmas episode is about the Bob Dylan album with"Must Be Santa" on it. Supposedly. Whatever.
It's very funny that I have an entire printer that is capable of functioning but no longer does because I choose not to enroll in an ink subscription. It's actually hilarious.
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's very funny that I have an entire printer that is capable of functioning but no longer does because I choose not to enroll in an ink subscription. It's actually hilarious.