Lan Pitts: BEAT EVERY 1-UP out 3-16-26
@lanpitts.bsky.social
ATL➡️BWI. Nerdstreet's Director of Comics Programming. Comic book writer: BOOM!, Lethal Comics, Image, Headlocked, Mad Cave/Maverick. Taco connoisseur. Wrestling trivia expert. Bylines: GameSpot, TVGuide.
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Hey, I’m Lan Pitts--comic writer and pop culture enthusiast. I’ve written for BOOM! Studios, Headlocked, Lethal, Limit Break, and Image Comics.
My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
My next book, BEAT EVERY 1-UP from Maverick/Mad Cave Studios, hits March 2026! Thanks for stopping by.
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It is very funny to me that Jews made seminal Christmas movies like White Christmas, Holiday Inn, Elf, etc but our own Hanukkah media??? Lackluster and sporadic at BEST.
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It is very funny to me that Jews made seminal Christmas movies like White Christmas, Holiday Inn, Elf, etc but our own Hanukkah media??? Lackluster and sporadic at BEST.
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Dream blunt rotation
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Dream blunt rotation
One of the easiest way for to me watch a movie is seeing Michael Showalter involved.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
One of the easiest way for to me watch a movie is seeing Michael Showalter involved.
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That's a Real Big Body Boy.
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That's a Real Big Body Boy.
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Trans people have always and will always be here.
A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trans people have always and will always be here.
This is the only answer tbh.
You get to bring back ONE VIDEO GAME IP for a new iteration, what are you choosing? Quote repost and please add an image I'm not physic.
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is the only answer tbh.
First impressions:
Daaaaaamn.
Daaaaaamn.
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
First impressions:
Daaaaaamn.
Daaaaaamn.
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people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
look deleting the post is obviously stopping the actual ICE raids but every single bit of pushback matters bsky.app/profile/airb...
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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Happy Krampusnacht, everybody!
#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: The Krampus!
The Krampus was a rural giftgiver who would deliver presents to good Alpine children and stuff the naughty ones into his basket and take them back to his lair, where they would be forced to spend the next year making toys for good kids. 1/
The Krampus was a rural giftgiver who would deliver presents to good Alpine children and stuff the naughty ones into his basket and take them back to his lair, where they would be forced to spend the next year making toys for good kids. 1/
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Happy Krampusnacht, everybody!
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Obligatory BUY MY BOOK reminder post www.simonandschuster.com/books/Beat-E...
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Obligatory BUY MY BOOK reminder post www.simonandschuster.com/books/Beat-E...
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Alright so doing a pastiche drawing from traditional inks all the way through coloring is really hard. Anyway, here's Absolute Danhausen after Dragotta's Absolute Batman cover
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Alright so doing a pastiche drawing from traditional inks all the way through coloring is really hard. Anyway, here's Absolute Danhausen after Dragotta's Absolute Batman cover
A Gale of Two Cities
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A Gale of Two Cities
See you later , San Francisco
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
See you later , San Francisco
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#Heistmas Sale Alert!
🔔🎄🎅❄️🎁💰
• 20% off your subscription to Pop Heist (see link below)
OR
• Buy one gift subscription to @defector.com, get a gift subscription to Pop Heist for FREE! (see quote post below!)
Our retro recaps — and more! — can be yours for a steal!
buff.ly/0fSJdzU
🔔🎄🎅❄️🎁💰
• 20% off your subscription to Pop Heist (see link below)
OR
• Buy one gift subscription to @defector.com, get a gift subscription to Pop Heist for FREE! (see quote post below!)
Our retro recaps — and more! — can be yours for a steal!
buff.ly/0fSJdzU
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
#Heistmas Sale Alert!
🔔🎄🎅❄️🎁💰
• 20% off your subscription to Pop Heist (see link below)
OR
• Buy one gift subscription to @defector.com, get a gift subscription to Pop Heist for FREE! (see quote post below!)
Our retro recaps — and more! — can be yours for a steal!
buff.ly/0fSJdzU
🔔🎄🎅❄️🎁💰
• 20% off your subscription to Pop Heist (see link below)
OR
• Buy one gift subscription to @defector.com, get a gift subscription to Pop Heist for FREE! (see quote post below!)
Our retro recaps — and more! — can be yours for a steal!
buff.ly/0fSJdzU
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#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: The Krampus!
The Krampus was a rural giftgiver who would deliver presents to good Alpine children and stuff the naughty ones into his basket and take them back to his lair, where they would be forced to spend the next year making toys for good kids. 1/
The Krampus was a rural giftgiver who would deliver presents to good Alpine children and stuff the naughty ones into his basket and take them back to his lair, where they would be forced to spend the next year making toys for good kids. 1/
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: The Krampus!
The Krampus was a rural giftgiver who would deliver presents to good Alpine children and stuff the naughty ones into his basket and take them back to his lair, where they would be forced to spend the next year making toys for good kids. 1/
The Krampus was a rural giftgiver who would deliver presents to good Alpine children and stuff the naughty ones into his basket and take them back to his lair, where they would be forced to spend the next year making toys for good kids. 1/
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Part of the ritual of Hanukkah in the diaspora is looking at the calendar and going “shit fuck is it too late to order candles?”
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Part of the ritual of Hanukkah in the diaspora is looking at the calendar and going “shit fuck is it too late to order candles?”
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion is currently on EVIL SALE. Deck Playable. ($59.99, highest price ever.) store.steampowered.com/app/2753970/...
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
MARVEL Cosmic Invasion is currently on EVIL SALE. Deck Playable. ($59.99, highest price ever.) store.steampowered.com/app/2753970/...
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👍🔥Terminator Holiday Special out TODAY from @dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social! Written by me, art by @kendallgoode.com.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
👍🔥Terminator Holiday Special out TODAY from @dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social! Written by me, art by @kendallgoode.com.
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Building off this, I will be signing BRIAR: NIGHT’S TERROR #1 (and Red Shirts #5, and anything else you bring) at 4 Color Fantasies in Rancho Cucamonga this Saturday 12/6—ST NICHOLAS DAY—from 1 to 3pm!
Come on by!
Come on by!
Our years-long highly profane fantasy BRIAR returns today for its final arc—Night’s Terror.
#1 (technically #8 🤫) takes our misfits to the Big Bad Godmother & will finish with 12 issues all in.
See Sleeping Beauty kick some ass.
Kafkaesque death traps, invasions!
From me & @alexlins.bsky.social
#1 (technically #8 🤫) takes our misfits to the Big Bad Godmother & will finish with 12 issues all in.
See Sleeping Beauty kick some ass.
Kafkaesque death traps, invasions!
From me & @alexlins.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Building off this, I will be signing BRIAR: NIGHT’S TERROR #1 (and Red Shirts #5, and anything else you bring) at 4 Color Fantasies in Rancho Cucamonga this Saturday 12/6—ST NICHOLAS DAY—from 1 to 3pm!
Come on by!
Come on by!
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The moonlight butterfly.
So glad to have this rad commission by @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social of the greatest Gundam!
So glad to have this rad commission by @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social of the greatest Gundam!
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The moonlight butterfly.
So glad to have this rad commission by @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social of the greatest Gundam!
So glad to have this rad commission by @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social of the greatest Gundam!