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Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 3h

1) It's ABE
(Anything But Epstein)

2) Can't wait to see Gavin's response.

To reframe the convo to the absurd where it belongs... 👇🤌

Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 1d

#kristinoem and her workout plan for the worst people in our country.

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 3h

@sparticuszorro.bsky.social found this a good followup read. Timeframes but... What else ya gonna do..?

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Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 3h

Congrats 🎉👏

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 3h

Rugby is the superior game 🤷‍♀️

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Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 4h

There's a whole lot of Serena Joy on that screen looking at it with the sound off.

a man wearing glasses and a scarf is sitting on a couch with perfectharmony written on the bottom right

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is sitting on a couch with perfectharmony written on the bottom right

media.tenor.com

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 4h

quite a take from someone who called COVID restrictions "fascism" and "a violation of constitutional rights," and argued that SEC penalties for announcing a fake leveraged buyout of Tesla trampled on his first amendment free speech protections

San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 4h

The remarks from the tech leaders come as city officials tout falling crime rates even as overdose deaths continue to climb.

‘The only solution’: Elon Musk backs call to deploy federal troops to San Francisco

The remarks from the tech leaders come as city officials tout falling crime rates even as overdose deaths continue to climb.

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Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 4h

Xi isn't the one who needs his meds.

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 5h

BREAKING: Trump has just said: Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment. He doesn’t want Depression for his country, and neither do I. The U.S.A. wants to help China, not hurt it!!! President DJT

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 4h

a bald man with a mustache has the words ignorance is bliss above his head

Alt: a bald man with a mustache has the words ignorance is bliss above his head from the matrix

media.tenor.com

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 5h

@digitaldesert.bsky.social - clubbing seals you say?

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 5h

@digitaldesert.bsky.social

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 5h

Legacy = Resonance

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Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 5h

@garyseconomics.bsky.social

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 6h

This is the best-worst workout plan I have ever seen....

The nowstayout cross kick .. the wheresyourpapers lunge...

🤸‍♀️

Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 1d

#kristinoem and her workout plan for the worst people in our country.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21h

We LOVED Diane Keaton. RIP.

I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt

I am perfect in shape and form. I am immaculate, woven by gods from fibers of cotton and Nancy Meyers’ discarded screenplays. Sent from above to si...

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 8h

"ANIMAL WRITE LETTER. CORPORATE ASK FOR CALM HR MEMO. ANIMAL DROP TRUTH BOMB. NEWS WEAK. NEWS SHIVER IN FEAR. TOO MUCH THINK. TOO MUCH WOKE. NEWS NEED DRUM SMASH TO FACE. ANIMAL SEE THIS. ANIMAL FEEL THIS."

“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief

“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

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Atsuko Okatsuka @atsukocomedy.bsky.social · 6h

Humans, we’re not alone 😌

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 2d

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 2d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

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Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 6h

@lucyham.bsky.social - Thiel trying to get some christodaddy to give him a hug?

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 6h

That's 3 property developers who have long been in cahoots in that shot.

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 7h

He's such a blubber lips.

Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 7h

Fascist to Fascist? Bro to Bro? Wow, remembering the days of almost a century back suddenly for some reason..

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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 8h

⚡️Russia has cut the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant off Ukraine’s grid in an unprecedented attempt to plug it into Russia’s system.

Kyiv warns it’s a nuclear power grab that violates safety rules and risks a disaster.

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Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 7h

1000% tarriffs.. that'll work ..

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BrokenBanker @brokenbanker.bsky.social · 7h

sadly, we know they have been getting away with it, nevertheless...

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Laki @lakitukl.bsky.social · 7h

Which given crypto mining and trading is officially illegal in China is a fascinating set of stats as a frame..

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