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LabGrrl 🍉
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Scientist, reader, Trekkie, Mainah, member of the Sandwich Generation. Lover of dogs, cats, birbs. Moopsy.
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Every MAGA I know is one of the stupidest fucking people I know. Just something I've noticed
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It’s so funny to see people ANALYZE why Trump fawned over Zohran Mamdani and it’s literally because he’s an old man who watches news TV all day and the man from the TV came to see him which was very exciting
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The guy who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi piece is the son of Nora Ephron and Carl Bernstein which is almost too on the nose
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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pour one out for nancy reagan losing her title as white house throat goat
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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TRANSLATION: Donald Trump won't let us, and we're all pissing-in-our-pants terrified of him because he says mean things about us if we don't do every childish, petty, vindictive, crazy thing he says.
FOX: Can you explain why SNAP funds can't be released?

BROOKE ROLLINS: There is a contingency fund at USDA, but it is only allowed to flow if the underlying program is funded
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Women don't like Star Trek because if they liked the things I like and still won't date me that means..."
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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The four horsemen of I’m out of real snacks…

- cereal but not the good cereal
- olives from the jar
- shredded cheese
- expired chocolate chips
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
You just know that stupid ballroom is going to be covered in gold leaf and gaudy chandeliers
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Notice how it’s always, “the Bible must inform our laws!” until it comes to the +2,000 verses in the Bible that discuss the generous use of wealth and possessions in a way that prioritizes the needs of the poor, this sick, the stranger, the vulnerable, and the oppressed.
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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adding alt text and a biiiig FUCK YOU TO ANDREW CUOMO YOU RACIST SHITBAG

(Nick Garber is a political reporter for Crains New York, here's the src for the actual tweet: x.com/nick_garber/...)
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The @guardian publishes the names of Gaza children killed by Israel. 18,457 and growing.

(“Does not include thousands still buried under the rubble”) www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
October 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Thanks, New Yorker
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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RFK has created “an atmosphere of fear and distrust” in public health agencies, in which “scientific findings are censored, evidence is disregarded, and career officials are pressured to rubber-stamp conclusions that are not backed by science.”

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Six surgeons general: It’s our duty to warn the nation about RFK Jr.
We took an oath to declare dangers when we found them. We’re doing that again today.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.
“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”

@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
These brave brave ICE agents, protecting us all from...grandma
What kind of a country is this?

“This is my 84 year old sister after she was attacked by federal agents in front of the ICE building in Portland. “ICE pushed peaceful protesters down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile.
Bleeding all over.””
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
MOCK THEM some more
Honestly, we all need to dress like this to protest.
October 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What the fuck
US Treasurer Brandon Beach has confirmed this is happening. This is what Republicans are working on as the government is shut down.
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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It’s the Epstein files shutdown.
October 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They're not even pretending to target "hamas" any more
In a characteristically Israeli act of revenge against the Sumud Flotilla, the IOF bombed the Gaza port today, murdering several children in the process.
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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On Monday, RFK posted a rambling video on the HHS X account showing a series of graphs and directly stating that vaccines have had minimal impact on human health and saving lives.

Today, in response, we brought our own graphs.

We will not let his dangerous nonsense go unanswered.
October 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM