“Teach your 2 year old toddler to sit quietly and respectfully, you checked out parents!” Post the MAGA Boomers as the president of the United Stayes calls a sitting governor the r-word in a nonsensical screed.
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Teach your 2 year old toddler to sit quietly and respectfully, you checked out parents!” Post the MAGA Boomers as the president of the United Stayes calls a sitting governor the r-word in a nonsensical screed.
The last indignity of norovirus is I cannot take these kids anywhere because I don’t want to spread it. They have been in the house for like 5 straight days, have taken everything completely apart, have reached the whining stage of bored, and
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The last indignity of norovirus is I cannot take these kids anywhere because I don’t want to spread it. They have been in the house for like 5 straight days, have taken everything completely apart, have reached the whining stage of bored, and
Every time I get norovirus - literally every single time - I’m like what is this eldritch horror? This must be an ancient plague! There is no way this is the stomach flu of my youth, I must be patient zero of something truly horrible. Alert the CDC
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Every time I get norovirus - literally every single time - I’m like what is this eldritch horror? This must be an ancient plague! There is no way this is the stomach flu of my youth, I must be patient zero of something truly horrible. Alert the CDC
Our family all got norovirus in brutal succession over Thanksgiving and whew I am salty about it
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Our family all got norovirus in brutal succession over Thanksgiving and whew I am salty about it
It’s @yusufahmed.bsky.social first organized race so we brought headwinds, snow, ice, freezing temps and steep elevation to the party 😂💪🏼🫶🏼
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It’s @yusufahmed.bsky.social first organized race so we brought headwinds, snow, ice, freezing temps and steep elevation to the party 😂💪🏼🫶🏼
Reading bios on Blue Sky is so funny - it’s always like NO CRYPTO STRIPPER SEX DMS I am HAPPILY MARRIED also RESIST
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reading bios on Blue Sky is so funny - it’s always like NO CRYPTO STRIPPER SEX DMS I am HAPPILY MARRIED also RESIST
I did my 20 mile run today and absolutely ate pavement at mile 15, like completely busted my ass, but! I am so lazy, so absurdly lazy, that I just finished the final 5 of the run with my bloody knee and hands bc running 15 a different day just to get to 20 sounded worse
TW knee pic in replies
TW knee pic in replies
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I did my 20 mile run today and absolutely ate pavement at mile 15, like completely busted my ass, but! I am so lazy, so absurdly lazy, that I just finished the final 5 of the run with my bloody knee and hands bc running 15 a different day just to get to 20 sounded worse
TW knee pic in replies
TW knee pic in replies
Can anyone who has seen wicked for good give me the lowdown on appropriateness for my wicked obsessed 5yo
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can anyone who has seen wicked for good give me the lowdown on appropriateness for my wicked obsessed 5yo
It’s so funny to see people ANALYZE why Trump fawned over Zohran Mamdani and it’s literally because he’s an old man who watches news TV all day and the man from the TV came to see him which was very exciting
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s so funny to see people ANALYZE why Trump fawned over Zohran Mamdani and it’s literally because he’s an old man who watches news TV all day and the man from the TV came to see him which was very exciting
Me, driving home from Thanksgiving where my kids ate so much: okay, bedtime when we get home
My kids: aren’t you going to give us dinner
My kids: aren’t you going to give us dinner
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me, driving home from Thanksgiving where my kids ate so much: okay, bedtime when we get home
My kids: aren’t you going to give us dinner
My kids: aren’t you going to give us dinner
My husband knows my love language (never ever speaking to anyone)
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My husband knows my love language (never ever speaking to anyone)
Yes, I am trying to make the best of the fact that I don’t have a full time job right now. Maybe I was a little too good at it.
No, it is not ever a “privilege” or a “vacation” to not have a job and need one
No, it is not ever a “privilege” or a “vacation” to not have a job and need one
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yes, I am trying to make the best of the fact that I don’t have a full time job right now. Maybe I was a little too good at it.
No, it is not ever a “privilege” or a “vacation” to not have a job and need one
No, it is not ever a “privilege” or a “vacation” to not have a job and need one
Y’all the tech bros have moved out of quarter zip season and into puffy vest season, which precedes wool overcoat season by about 45 days
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Y’all the tech bros have moved out of quarter zip season and into puffy vest season, which precedes wool overcoat season by about 45 days
Getting pretty fucking tired of the President of the United States getting away with shit that would get someone fired from any even entry level job
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Getting pretty fucking tired of the President of the United States getting away with shit that would get someone fired from any even entry level job
Reposted by girl fieri
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
We need to stop talking about Trumps outbursts as questions or propriety and start framing them in terms of mental fitness
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We need to stop talking about Trumps outbursts as questions or propriety and start framing them in terms of mental fitness
Today at @thepom.bsky.social I join @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social to review HBO Doc Thoughts and Prayers - previews tonight. Link in replies
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Today at @thepom.bsky.social I join @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social to review HBO Doc Thoughts and Prayers - previews tonight. Link in replies
I have spent 38 years not giving a fuck about what MTG thinks and let’s just say I hate to snap a streak
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I have spent 38 years not giving a fuck about what MTG thinks and let’s just say I hate to snap a streak
One time when toddlers absolutely have you by the balls is when they decide to simply sit down on the floor in protest. In public?
There is no dignified way out of that for you
There is no dignified way out of that for you
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
One time when toddlers absolutely have you by the balls is when they decide to simply sit down on the floor in protest. In public?
There is no dignified way out of that for you
There is no dignified way out of that for you
I am actually pretty strict about my kids’ behavior in public - I can’t abide the idea of them bothering anyone and will always remove them if they’re having a hard time sitting quietly at a show.
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I am actually pretty strict about my kids’ behavior in public - I can’t abide the idea of them bothering anyone and will always remove them if they’re having a hard time sitting quietly at a show.
Taking a freshly potty trained toddler all over Manhattan
I’m Lauren Ahmed, welcome to Jackass
I’m Lauren Ahmed, welcome to Jackass
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Taking a freshly potty trained toddler all over Manhattan
I’m Lauren Ahmed, welcome to Jackass
I’m Lauren Ahmed, welcome to Jackass
Spending some days experiencing Shakira Law
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Spending some days experiencing Shakira Law
One other thing about using a prolonged government shutdown as a mechanism for policy: it can’t only be deployed in service of policies you like and want. If we embrace the ethos of minority parties turning up the pain on people who largely did not
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One other thing about using a prolonged government shutdown as a mechanism for policy: it can’t only be deployed in service of policies you like and want. If we embrace the ethos of minority parties turning up the pain on people who largely did not
It’s cold cold now - not jk cold, cold enough that the lake effect hardened northerners are starting to take notice
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s cold cold now - not jk cold, cold enough that the lake effect hardened northerners are starting to take notice
Finishing a lengthy library book before I have to return it always makes me feel like the most powerful being on earth
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Finishing a lengthy library book before I have to return it always makes me feel like the most powerful being on earth