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Thomas Kula
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https://ziplook.house.gov/
https://www.senate.gov/senators/senators-contact.htm

Keeper of the Unkeepable - No one can afford for my opinions to be their opinions - he/him

Nenio Nereala Ekzistas

The People's Republic of Ames - https://kula.tproa.net
"The city orbits around eight million centers of the Universe,
And turns about the golden clock at the still point of this place.
Lift up your eyes from the moving hive and you will see
time circling under a vault of stars,

And know just when and where you are."

Grand Central by Billy Collins
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's been one hell of a ride, but after over 7-1/2 years my time at HashiCorp has come to an end. I have one week of well-earned time off; tune in on December 15th to hear about my next career adventure.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Oh, that isn’t the new hood for Doctor of Electrical Engineering?
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Since others have already mentioned Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger (and I am that one person who loves their entire catalog) I’ll submit the one hit from this criminally underrated album

youtu.be/mC53oRIo0zQ
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is your yearly reminder *never* to make or use one of these.
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I often contemplate that the majority of land in the City of Ypsilanti, and the default if the city ever acquires more land, is R1 (single-family residential), and changing that would likely be a miracle.
City: We unanimously declare a climate emergency! We must make change no matter what the cost, humanity's survival depends on it!

Community: Can we put in a protected bike lane to get more people cycling.

City: No, we'll lose parking spots.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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As Promised:

part 1

Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In the early 2000s I lived in Ames, Iowa, when the first (US or North American, I can’t remember exactly which) Barilla pasta factory opened on the edge of town.

I always bought Barilla pasta, support the local economy and all that.
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My second favorite way to have pork, after a BLT:

Melt a stick of butter, put some herbs in it. Split a loaf of Italian bread lengthwise, put it cut side up in a baking dish.

1/n
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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99% of the world is dead. In a small Minnesota town, 1 woman writes the monthly local paper but it’s actually an epic horror story mailed to your door.

THE END TIMES.

Brilliantly conceived by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social , published by @badhandbooks.bsky.social.

1 issue in and I already love it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Due to massive demand, we've expanded our print run of THE END TIMES by Benjamin Percy & Stephen King. Don't miss this serialized short novel delivered to your doorstep. One subscription price gets a year of storytelling.

badhandbooks.com/preorders/th...
October 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Waffles and the Sunday Morning Polka Show
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Post-Thanksgiving stock pot netted two quarts of stock for turkey noodle soup tomorrow and six quarts canned. Plus a sizable mug of "chef's tax" sipped while the pressure cooker came up to temperature.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You put *what* on your hot dog?
“I think you’re in my seat”
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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(S)-cargot (R)-cargot
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just made my most dad-coded midnight snack: braunschweiger[1] spread on a stalk of celery and some ranch dip on top.

[1] I haven’t had this in maybe two decades but suddenly craved it and made it for Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It's the tomato aspic portion of the day.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This is a video I watch probably every three months and have for many years.

There is so much beauty and thought and human capability in the shape of our world. Even in its immense flaws.

youtu.be/hUhisi2FBuw

Where you can forget, and call a plane an aluminum can, as if insult. It's all miracles.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
All it's going to take is your complete cooperation, absolute secrecy, and 20 live turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM