Chris Klemmensen
@klemmensen.bsky.social
Baseball. Baseball cards. Tunes.
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
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Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to @bubbaprog.xyz for one of the greatest bangers of all time:
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to @bubbaprog.xyz for one of the greatest bangers of all time:
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.
RIP, King.
We are heartbroken to learn of the passing of Hall of Famer Dave Parker.
A legendary Pirate, Parker spent 11 years in a Pirates uniform, winning 2 batting titles, an MVP award and a World Series Championship in 1979.
A legendary Pirate, Parker spent 11 years in a Pirates uniform, winning 2 batting titles, an MVP award and a World Series Championship in 1979.
June 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
RIP, King.
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New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
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May 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
theonion.com/new-fem...
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We made it!
Congrats, gang!
Congrats, gang!
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We made it!
Congrats, gang!
Congrats, gang!
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Shit is pretty weird again. If you happen to have a Hulu subscription you can pull up “The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross” and watch it until your body & mind taps out and you sleep. If you don’t shut it off, you might even have Bob Ross dreams while it’s playing in the background.
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Shit is pretty weird again. If you happen to have a Hulu subscription you can pull up “The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross” and watch it until your body & mind taps out and you sleep. If you don’t shut it off, you might even have Bob Ross dreams while it’s playing in the background.
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What if Andrew WK pulled an Onion and bought them?
BREAKING: Party City is closing all of its stores, and corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment
December 20, 2024 at 7:43 PM
What if Andrew WK pulled an Onion and bought them?
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