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They/Them. 🍳 ➡️ ♠️. Minors dni. Horror. Gaming. Cat Parent. Dumb Posting. No tolerance for shitty behavior. NSFW: @kitafterdark

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · Mar 2

🩷 I'm Kit and this is a simple pinned post.

Strawpage: kitplays.straw.page

Image of gigantamax Pikachu with his foot raised for a big ol stomp.

Image of a dilute calico cat named Mia with her pupils dilated and tongue stuck out.

Image from Infinity Nikki showing a woman with brown hair from the chest up. She's posed with her eyes closed under a spotlight against a black background. She has a crown of metal and roses, earrings of butterflies, and the image shows the top part of her dress which has butterfly and rose accents and is frilly with whites, purples, and dark blues.

Meme image of character sonic the hedgehog with a speech bubble that says: I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 7h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 3h

Oh Clay 💜 I'm sorry for your loss. He was a sweet old man.

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TABLE @crbrnww.bsky.social · 11h

Epaulette shark 🦈
#Epauletteshark #shark #art #artmoots #artsky

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 4h

image of the game phoenix wright showing proescutor miles edgeworth looking very angry with his teeth clenched and fists tight. there is a speech bubble at the bottom implying the quoted post is being said by miles.

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Hisuian_Jarzard🔜PRGE @jarzardart.bsky.social · 1d

Esuna

#art #illustration #FFTactics #switch #fanart

a girl lying down playing final fantasy tactics on the switch. she has dark hair and wearing a tshirt. little black mages are on top of her

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 7h

Thank you! That's exactly what I needed to know!

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AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 8h

🔵 International and US news outlets including AFP, AP, The New York Times and Fox News have refused to sign new restrictive Pentagon media rules, meaning they will be stripped of their press access credentials.

AFP's statement ⬇️

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 7h

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 8h

nothing like really awful personal life news to ruin the entire day

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Róisín @roisinstudios.bsky.social · Nov 16

"Sleeping Hermaphroditus," an ancient Greek marble sculpture, unearthed in Rome ca. 1600-1610, now in the Louvre. The mattress, by Bernini, was added in 1620.

The "Sleeping Hermaphroditus" seen from behind. The figure is laying on a mattress, showing their back and butt.

The "Sleeping Hermaphroditus" seen from the other side, showing one of their breasts and their penis.

A close-up view of the face of "Sleeping Hermaphroditus." The figure's head is resting on their arm and their face is turned to the side.

The "Sleeping Hermaphroditus" seen from above.

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 8h

How long are these up for pre-order? 🥺

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 1d

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 23h

sorry for the literal phone pic of a screen I was so surprised I forgot to actually hit f11 but I played balatro for the first time in a year and won for the first time ever?? hello???

picture of computer screen showing a winner screen on the game, balatro

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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 1d

Is this a good time to remind everyone (as the article covers at length) that there is effectively no regulation by the FDA or any other government body of any supplement? And that the definition of "supplement" is very, very wide?

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 1d

rapidly approaching a socket with a fork

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Shayna Moon (scary) @themoonis.gay · 1d

good fucking luck getting any LLM to be as horny as one (1) asexual writer

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 2d

nothing makes you dream about things outside your financial scope like being stuck laying down 90% of the day

I've got like 3 tattoos I wanna get now bc I keep dreaming them up lol

KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 2d

I know they're not colorful but I love Polymphemus moths, ever since I learned they're one of the moths with vestigial mouths who only live a few days before dying I've found them so beautiful

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Crunch @crunchyncrumbly.bsky.social · 2d

Last zevran post blew up so a follow up glove gifting scene that's a another beloved of mine

#dragonageorigins
#zevran
#commissionopen
#illustration

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KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 2d

"hey what's it like to work with a velcro cat"

Picture of a dilute calico cat that is staring directly into the face of its owner not even an inch away from their nose

Image of a dilute calico cat that is laying down on its owner with its face smushed up against their face

Image of the lower half of a dilute calico cat that is laying on its back with its legs stuck up in the air behind the cat's legs you can see the laptop screen of the owner the screen has been blurred to protect the privacy of the information. It is clear that the owner has to look between the legs of the cat in order to see the screen.

Image of a dilute calico cat laying on top of the owner who is wearing a yellow shirt the cat is now turned around with its face facing the laptop and its butt in the owner's face. The laptop screen has been blurred to protect the privacy of the information.

KitPlays 🍉 @kitplays.bsky.social · 2d

"I already sent it."

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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anna 🫧🍧💿 @bastilas.bsky.social · 3d

sometimes I think about this

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d

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arnaerr 🦈๋࣭⭑｡ @arnaerr.bsky.social · 2d

Host of the Nightmare
#Bloodborne

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