Kinkysaurus
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Kinkysaurus
@kinkysaurus.com
38 Kinky Dinosaur, Single
Pronouns: He/Him
NSFW, 18+ ONLY - No minors, period, end of discussion.
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Will not suffer fools, TERFs, fascists, or hate.
I am surprisingly bendy for being 280lbs.
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
John Cena consistently looks like he’s having a fun time. He’s just always got this look of, “I‘m just happy to be here, really.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Project Silverfish is everything I've wanted in a game for a while, now:

* STALKER vibes
* Chunky, crunchy, and clean graphics
* Single-player
* No AI, microtransactions, or telemetry-as-surveillance
* Clean UI
* SCALIECRITTERS! THAT YOU CAN PLAY AS!
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This. Save discourse for personal blogs or 1:1 chats. Social media ain’t the place for it.
Social media is a poor location to have big conversations.

You are shouting something into the void, your personal opinions mind you, and if someone wants to engage you only have a very limited character pool to do so.

It encourages snappy comebacks, not an actual dialogue.
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This. Sometimes you just want your brain and body ruined simultaneously as a reset button.
400mg edible and getting railed so hard that you have to take baby steps to learn how to walk again
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Protip for folks entering their 30s/40s/etc and getting an existential crisis (like I did and most folks do):

Now is when the fun really begins. By 33, your brain has fully entered adult mode. Your body may tire, but your brain will remain sharp till your mid-60s.

Life is just getting started.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
QRB with my most popular BSky piece. Ya'll seem to love the combination OrcaDom + Forcibly-subby Me, given the likes on this and the bedtime piece.

Considering they're both me at different headspaces, I'm flattered!
"This is pretty intense for a basic orientation..."

Always read the fine print before accepting new employment! An excellent piece by @morshmarter.bsky.social.

As always, the full-res piece and accompanying story are on my website, kinkysaurus.com!
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This avali gets it. Same wavelength with me.
The satisfaction of filling a role is so much deeper than shallow pleasure. Sure sometimes those things come hand in hand, often even! But sometimes they can feel at odds, and it's freeing to eschew any pretenses and focus solely on the headspace part
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I used to know someone who allegedly got kidnapped by their friends every so often for a fun weekend of bondage. As in, three of their friends would stalk them in a white van at college and after their final class, speed up, throw them in, and drop them off again Monday.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Ditto.
drug my babas and make me docile and obedient i give permission
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If you’re at MFF this weekend, please signal boost this! Even if you’re not a match for Iggy, your extra kidney could save someone’s life.

Organ donations save lives!
Hey folks, some update. We're still searching for potential donors and for those headed to Chicago this weekend, a friend put together this asset which they'll have copies of at the event, so DM them to meetup to help spread the word! piggalicious.bsky.social
The site is still iggyland.org -
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Did you know you can just take unowned dinosaurs, lock up their bits, shove ‘em in straitjackets, tape ‘em into thick diapers, and generally just do as you want with them? And they can’t say anything once the gag goes in?

It’s true! You don’t even have to ask permission!
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me when folks tease and/or threaten me with a good time
a woman is standing in front of a door with the words i 'm here written in red
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a door with the words i 'm here written in red
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This guy gets me.
Bro lets just check into the diaper asylum & orchestrate the systematic erasure of withdrawal forms ensuring anyone who attends isnt allowed to leave.
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I picked the wrong day to state some personal positions. I blame the general social gestalt.
a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You know what’s neat?

You can just, like, not like someone. For any reason you want. Doesn’t have to be logical, or rational, or objective. You can just dislike them, and you don’t have to tell anyone why, not even them. You can block them, and move on with your life.

Isn’t that neat?
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass of whiskey and a sign that says huh neat
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass of whiskey and a sign that says huh neat
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am now aware of what I believe is the kerfuffle, and yeah, it’s an album I’ve had to listen to many, many, MANY times before.

Nuance and context are critical things social media just doesn’t support, ya’ll. Save that for a blog post.
So uh, is there some big kerfuffle going on that I’m not aware of? Seeing lots of folks kinda on the same wavelength today, but man I dunno why.

I mean, I know why *I* am on this wavelength, but I am not privvy to the wider discourse folks seem to be very emotionally negative about today.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Brains suck sometimes, man.

“Everyone’s fighting. I want to know why.”

Really? You *want* to know the source of drama and gossip?

“What if it’s us? Something we said?”

Oh my god…

“WHAT IF OUR FOLLOWER COUNT GOES DOWN?!”

Better question: why do we *care*?

“BECAUSE I JUST DO OKAY GOD.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So uh, is there some big kerfuffle going on that I’m not aware of? Seeing lots of folks kinda on the same wavelength today, but man I dunno why.

I mean, I know why *I* am on this wavelength, but I am not privvy to the wider discourse folks seem to be very emotionally negative about today.
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Anyway this is why kinks like regression and asylum-play and permanence really appeal to me: it’s a forced reprieve from systems analysis and intellectual work, enforced simplicity with external purpose and guidance that I lost when I continued learning things and ended up feeding my OCD.
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
WRT last thread: a big red flag I’ve been able to spot and leverage is the usage of labels in social media to justify positions. The authoritarians use ”leftists” as a pejorative against everyone not in their camp, while “leftists” use labels as purity tests for exclusion from their “side”.
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Seeing more X-stans gradually move into BlueSky but keeping their same shitty takes.

Which, fine, you do you. Just don’t get all eAngry when you get put on a blocklist for them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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AI Slop Merchants, the purple guy is you
April 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sat down and plotted out a Great American Road Trip, from Boston to Seattle via Denver and Reno. Dipping down into the plains, over the Rockies, across the Nevada desert, up through Oregon, and ending in Washington State. Easily a week of driving, two weeks including stops.
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I feel like there’s a missed opportunity for ABDLs to normalize ear defenders at noisy venues or concerts in kidcore, toddlercore, and middlecore styleways.

Protecting your earballs ain’t just for the noise-sensitive folks among us, it’s basic safety!
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM