Davis Corby
@kidgetnice.bsky.social
Writer | Comedian | OG Podcaster
A new pair of bondage pants might fix me
February 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A new pair of bondage pants might fix me
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Anyone who still uses the term "slop" to describe anything that isn't AI generated garbage or right-wing propaganda mills should never again be taken seriously as a critic. I personally find it insulting to art.
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Anyone who still uses the term "slop" to describe anything that isn't AI generated garbage or right-wing propaganda mills should never again be taken seriously as a critic. I personally find it insulting to art.
We use to be a proper country
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
We use to be a proper country
Hey poor people, you still happy you voted for this?
Dr Oz defends his comments saying kids should work right out of high school & older Americans should put off retirement to help pay down natl debt: "If we make our people healthier, they'll want to participate in life. You shouldn't work longer bc you have to. You should work longer bc you want to."
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Hey poor people, you still happy you voted for this?
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I'm only happy when it rains
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I'm only happy when it rains
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The nazis raided and burned the first gender clinic. The Reagan revolution closed down most of the gender clinics in the US and left coverage uninsurable for decades. We've been here before. We'll get through just as we always have. With strength and resilience in community. They can't eradicate us.
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The nazis raided and burned the first gender clinic. The Reagan revolution closed down most of the gender clinics in the US and left coverage uninsurable for decades. We've been here before. We'll get through just as we always have. With strength and resilience in community. They can't eradicate us.
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Let kids be kids.
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Let kids be kids.
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
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Government records reviewed by ProPublica identify the two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Government records reviewed by ProPublica identify the two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
"Random drawing my kosher tuchus"
I don't love WWE but I'll never say no to a Paul Heyman clip
I don't love WWE but I'll never say no to a Paul Heyman clip
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"Random drawing my kosher tuchus"
I don't love WWE but I'll never say no to a Paul Heyman clip
I don't love WWE but I'll never say no to a Paul Heyman clip
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How to Film ICE
Filming federal agents in public is legal, but avoiding a dangerous—even deadly—confrontation isn’t guaranteed. Here’s how to record ICE and CBP agents as safely as possible and have an impact.
www.wired.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 AM
NEW: The @wired.com Security desk put together a comprehensive guide to filming ICE—with tips for reducing risk at the forefront. No paywall, but please consider subscribing to help find these kinds of resources. And stay safe out there. www.wired.com/story/how-to...
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Gross.
Austin Hays to White Sox. $6M plus incentives.
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Gross.
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"You can never love other people unless you first learn to love yourself." Oh yeah? Fucking watch me.
February 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
"You can never love other people unless you first learn to love yourself." Oh yeah? Fucking watch me.
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
YO! These Republican grifters are running a commercial that states AI runs off of fossil fuels and no power means no AI because Dems have blocked the construction of pipelines for years.
We truly live in the dumbest fucking country
We truly live in the dumbest fucking country
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
YO! These Republican grifters are running a commercial that states AI runs off of fossil fuels and no power means no AI because Dems have blocked the construction of pipelines for years.
We truly live in the dumbest fucking country
We truly live in the dumbest fucking country
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If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
Me to my friend: you think Luigi would be open to a 3way?
My friend: Maybe.
Me: a bisexual 3way??
My friend: Maybe.
Me: a bisexual 3way??
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Me to my friend: you think Luigi would be open to a 3way?
My friend: Maybe.
Me: a bisexual 3way??
My friend: Maybe.
Me: a bisexual 3way??
Did I just mute an entire thread of people that thought This is How You Lose the Time War was a good book?
Abso-fucking-lutely!
Abso-fucking-lutely!
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Did I just mute an entire thread of people that thought This is How You Lose the Time War was a good book?
Abso-fucking-lutely!
Abso-fucking-lutely!
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January 28, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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I don’t think giant piles of snow on every other corner is an effective form of snow removal Baltimore
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I don’t think giant piles of snow on every other corner is an effective form of snow removal Baltimore
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I think we're nearing the part of THE LION KING where the hyenas eat Scar.
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I think we're nearing the part of THE LION KING where the hyenas eat Scar.
Three cheers to Baltimore City for doing absolutely nothing to help all the families living on side streets during this bullshit blizzard.
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Three cheers to Baltimore City for doing absolutely nothing to help all the families living on side streets during this bullshit blizzard.