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Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@kevininalberta.com
Alberta from Ontario by way of Texas.
Leafs/Jays/Bills/Raps/Argos/Trek/Wars/MCU
Adult ADHD haver. Fun fact: I'm mind blind! It's called aphantasia. Apanthrope. Media: LMNOP Agency, LLC @imsotara.bsky.social is my significantly better half. (INTJ-T)
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Alt text is great because:
A) it helps people who are vision impaired.
2) it helps people who aren't Extremely Online℠ (me!) get the reference.
Ω) you can hide funny stuff in there.
Another older tip for newbies. Set your system to make you use alt text. Bluesky is the nice place, and we should be nice to users who use alt text.
Note: on Bluesky you can have your settings force you to add alt-text before posting, and I recommend doing so.
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I trust AI less than I trust NFL officials. Really curious how RefGTP is going to end up fucking over the Bills.
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
BILLIAM CHILLIAM
February 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Do you ever think you might follow and interact with a bot on here and not know it's a bot?
Asking for a friend.
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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The fact that they claimed Covid was droplet spread and pushed handwashing for the first few years, and the fact that most people are intellectually incurious, means that if someone has had it a lot they’ll talk shit about them like they don’t wash their hands, because it’s easier than masking
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Look what my best friend got me for my birthday (Jan 26). I adore Peter Rabbit and I'm a librarian. So...this just works so well.
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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If you see this, post a character that starts with A.
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
I posted earlier about needing to find hope...
The orcas have discovered fire.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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I posted earlier about needing to find hope...
The orcas have discovered fire.
Fire chief says cause of fire that sank 3 yachts will likely never be found
February 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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All our problems began when we let the dumb people get rich.
February 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with A.
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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If you see this, post a character that starts with A.
February 3, 2026 at 12:49 AM
No, and wouldn't you know it, I have ADHD.
Were y'all any good at this game?
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Pride Night for the Avs! LFG Avs! 🌈 🏒
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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The real horror of Groundhog Day for conservatives is not that it’s a day on repeat forever but that it’s in February, which makes it endless Black History Month
February 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1785
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
February 2, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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The Novella and the Film are told from Red’s perspective, which makes him the protagonist imho.
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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shakira perfoming ‘hips don’t lie’ at the grammys in 2007
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
They actually said I needed a second dose when I got my covid and flu shots this year.
I'm in the "maybe you just got one dose back then" group so I got another MMR booster last year just to be safe.
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Holiday Road
Name a film song that doesn't mention the film's title
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Kokomo
Name a film song that doesn't mention the film's title
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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This right here!
Good to see that many Dem elected officials now want to be seen getting involved in the cases of immigrants who have been wrongly detained by ICE.

Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM