KevShitPostKing
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It’s Metroid Month
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s Metroid Month
Probably just gonna be playing METROID DREAD until PRIME 4 comes out this week. I’m just fully METROID brained at this point. Can’t focus on anything else. I’ve waited 20 years for this.
a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
ALT: a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Probably just gonna be playing METROID DREAD until PRIME 4 comes out this week. I’m just fully METROID brained at this point. Can’t focus on anything else. I’ve waited 20 years for this.
I’ve been struggling to come up with a use case for a SteamDeck but emulation seems to be the big one. Particularly for back catalogue titles from Nintendo they haven’t ported and charged $60 for. Looking at you, ETERNAL DARKNESS, TWIN SNAKES, METROID PRIME 2 & 3, etc.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’ve been struggling to come up with a use case for a SteamDeck but emulation seems to be the big one. Particularly for back catalogue titles from Nintendo they haven’t ported and charged $60 for. Looking at you, ETERNAL DARKNESS, TWIN SNAKES, METROID PRIME 2 & 3, etc.
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I love the gap between the official online groyper run info organs posting genAI pics of him as “warhammer fascist battle pope” while the actual guy looks like “ET sick in a creek”
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I love the gap between the official online groyper run info organs posting genAI pics of him as “warhammer fascist battle pope” while the actual guy looks like “ET sick in a creek”
He did what now
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
He did what now
I fucking miss my DISPATCH crew, man. I need a season 2 like I need air.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I fucking miss my DISPATCH crew, man. I need a season 2 like I need air.
I would die for him
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I would die for him
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What I wish the “should people be permanently canceled?” conversation would be focused on is not whether or not a rich guy should get to keep being rich. At every club he goes to, Louis CK Is in a privileged position over the exact type of people he victimized. Is this okay to do to THEM? For HIM?
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What I wish the “should people be permanently canceled?” conversation would be focused on is not whether or not a rich guy should get to keep being rich. At every club he goes to, Louis CK Is in a privileged position over the exact type of people he victimized. Is this okay to do to THEM? For HIM?
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The Trump administration seems to have skipped the manufacturing consent part of going to war to boost your failing presidency.
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Trump administration seems to have skipped the manufacturing consent part of going to war to boost your failing presidency.
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one major flaw in the jubilee format is that they fill the room full of subliterate mooncalfs
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
one major flaw in the jubilee format is that they fill the room full of subliterate mooncalfs
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This is the second anniversary of the death of Henry Kissinger, who lived 100 years and was a beloved confidant to Democrats and Republicans alike despite being pure fucking evil.
If you want to know why Pete Hegseth is confident he'll face no consequences for blatant war crimes, just look at the list of people who attended Dick Cheney's funeral.
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is the second anniversary of the death of Henry Kissinger, who lived 100 years and was a beloved confidant to Democrats and Republicans alike despite being pure fucking evil.
Me but with BALDUR’S GATE 3
[the demon fucking the part of my brain that makes rational decisions] i should play elden ring again
a woman with a shaved head covering her face with her hands
Alt: a woman with a shaved head covering her face with her hands
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me but with BALDUR’S GATE 3
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a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
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this spread looks like what keenan ivory waynes would have made up for a sketch called “white thanksgiving”
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
this spread looks like what keenan ivory waynes would have made up for a sketch called “white thanksgiving”
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is that a foil tray of plain macaroni?
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
is that a foil tray of plain macaroni?
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Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
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The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
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Comedians on podcasts: We are called upon by some higher power to be societal bellwethers, & it is a comics’ job to navigate an audience through the labyrinth of humanity, to open a dialogue within ourselves about how we respond to authority.
Comedians on stage: Have you ever sharted?
Comedians on stage: Have you ever sharted?
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Comedians on podcasts: We are called upon by some higher power to be societal bellwethers, & it is a comics’ job to navigate an audience through the labyrinth of humanity, to open a dialogue within ourselves about how we respond to authority.
Comedians on stage: Have you ever sharted?
Comedians on stage: Have you ever sharted?
I gotta stop playing BATTLEFIELD 6 late at night, that’s when all the dumbasses who don’t know how to play their class or properly revive teammates are out. Even If my squad squeaks out a win I don’t feel good about it. I need to play at peak hours.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I gotta stop playing BATTLEFIELD 6 late at night, that’s when all the dumbasses who don’t know how to play their class or properly revive teammates are out. Even If my squad squeaks out a win I don’t feel good about it. I need to play at peak hours.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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If we're not prepared to say the president is illegitimate and all his pardons are null and void then any talk of consequences for his sycophants and mass murderers is only performative
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If we're not prepared to say the president is illegitimate and all his pardons are null and void then any talk of consequences for his sycophants and mass murderers is only performative
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Ahem
Melania Trump didn't qualify for an EB-1 visa and was paid for modeling in the U.S. in 1996 while on a tourist visa, which doesn't allow employment. Working on this visa is fraud and also disqualifies her. She also lied about work history on her immigration application,which is NATURALIZATION FRAUD.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ahem