Kelton
@keltosaurusrex.bsky.social
AuDHD AF. Spicy AF. Angry AF. I blame it on the justice sensitivity.
Fueled by coffee and an expensive cocktail of pharmaceuticals.
Fueled by coffee and an expensive cocktail of pharmaceuticals.
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Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Barefoot Chicago Blackhawks pajama pants guy telling off jackboots is feeding my soul today.
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More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
More from the scene
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Trump: “Smart people don’t like me”
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trump: “Smart people don’t like me”
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
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My deepest sympathies to our neighbors in Texas. More than 30 confirmed deaths due to flooding from the last report I saw.
The fact that Republicans in Texas are blaming the weather service *that they defunded* shows the height of their cruelty and hypocrisy.
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The fact that Republicans in Texas are blaming the weather service *that they defunded* shows the height of their cruelty and hypocrisy.
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July 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My deepest sympathies to our neighbors in Texas. More than 30 confirmed deaths due to flooding from the last report I saw.
The fact that Republicans in Texas are blaming the weather service *that they defunded* shows the height of their cruelty and hypocrisy.
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The fact that Republicans in Texas are blaming the weather service *that they defunded* shows the height of their cruelty and hypocrisy.
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The 4th this year feels like a family reluctantly celebrating the birthday of an increasingly cruel, increasingly racist uncle who no one expects to be around much longer.
July 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The 4th this year feels like a family reluctantly celebrating the birthday of an increasingly cruel, increasingly racist uncle who no one expects to be around much longer.
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Wow this is flatly wrong.
Want to know the most predictive statistic of if you end up in prison? The zip code you're born in.
You're not better than the vast majority of people in prison. Just luckier.
Want to know the most predictive statistic of if you end up in prison? The zip code you're born in.
You're not better than the vast majority of people in prison. Just luckier.
May 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Wow this is flatly wrong.
Want to know the most predictive statistic of if you end up in prison? The zip code you're born in.
You're not better than the vast majority of people in prison. Just luckier.
Want to know the most predictive statistic of if you end up in prison? The zip code you're born in.
You're not better than the vast majority of people in prison. Just luckier.
🤣🤣🤣 Watch to the end!
May 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🤣🤣🤣 Watch to the end!
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Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
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I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
May 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I will vote for any Democrat who promises to prosecute any ice agent who detains or arrests anyone illegally.
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It's not lost on me that it was a "male security guard" who entered the (women's) restroom and started banging on stall doors, either.
Two Cis Women Kicked Out of a Boston Hotel Bathroom After One Was Ordered to "Prove" Sex
The hotel says it has suspended the security guard responsible and will conduct mandatory retraining for all staff on inclusive protocols.
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May 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's not lost on me that it was a "male security guard" who entered the (women's) restroom and started banging on stall doors, either.
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just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
May 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
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JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.
What’s next on the agenda?
What’s next on the agenda?
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.
What’s next on the agenda?
What’s next on the agenda?
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A lot of people owe Biden a massive apology
May 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
A lot of people owe Biden a massive apology
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Costco having more spine than our Ivy league institutions on publicly upholding diversity was not something I had on my 2025 bingo card.
May 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Costco having more spine than our Ivy league institutions on publicly upholding diversity was not something I had on my 2025 bingo card.
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Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
April 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
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@maddow.msnbc.com
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
April 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
@maddow.msnbc.com
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
April 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
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When David Brooks joined the conservative movement in the 1980s, there were two types of people: those who cared earnestly about ideas, and those who wanted only to shock the left. The reactionary fringe has won, Brooks writes.
I Should Have Seen This Coming
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April 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
When David Brooks joined the conservative movement in the 1980s, there were two types of people: those who cared earnestly about ideas, and those who wanted only to shock the left. The reactionary fringe has won, Brooks writes.
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I’m seeing a lot of posts about how certain immigrants sent to El Salvador are not actually criminals and this is true but I would also like to remind you that people with criminal records shouldn’t be subjected to this, either.
April 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m seeing a lot of posts about how certain immigrants sent to El Salvador are not actually criminals and this is true but I would also like to remind you that people with criminal records shouldn’t be subjected to this, either.
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The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people.
We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.
We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people.
We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.
We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.
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Thinking about these guys
April 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Thinking about these guys
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