Kelly
@kellyinpixels.bsky.social
She/her
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
WIBTA if I told my boss I'll be out for an hour on Wenesday to get shots with my son?
(Flu shot + boosters)
(Flu shot + boosters)
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
WIBTA if I told my boss I'll be out for an hour on Wenesday to get shots with my son?
(Flu shot + boosters)
(Flu shot + boosters)
New Sublime song? 🤨
It's a bop. 😐
It's sung by Bradley Nowell's son. 🥹💃🎉🎆
It's a bop. 😐
It's sung by Bradley Nowell's son. 🥹💃🎉🎆
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
New Sublime song? 🤨
It's a bop. 😐
It's sung by Bradley Nowell's son. 🥹💃🎉🎆
It's a bop. 😐
It's sung by Bradley Nowell's son. 🥹💃🎉🎆
This one time, I worked in an office with a bunch of guys who would challenge each other to eat the hottest peppers. They would find pepper products, and even grow their own peppers to bring in.
One day I walked into the break room and they were sitting around and had a jar of red sauce...
One day I walked into the break room and they were sitting around and had a jar of red sauce...
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This one time, I worked in an office with a bunch of guys who would challenge each other to eat the hottest peppers. They would find pepper products, and even grow their own peppers to bring in.
One day I walked into the break room and they were sitting around and had a jar of red sauce...
One day I walked into the break room and they were sitting around and had a jar of red sauce...
Child: (spraying airfreshner around my office) Tell me when to stop!
Me: Please stop.
Child: (sprays 27 more times)
Me: Please stop.
Child: (sprays 27 more times)
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Child: (spraying airfreshner around my office) Tell me when to stop!
Me: Please stop.
Child: (sprays 27 more times)
Me: Please stop.
Child: (sprays 27 more times)
They're not concerned about men dressing up as women to sneak into bathrooms.
They're concerned about women dressing up as men to vote.
They're concerned about women dressing up as men to vote.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
They're not concerned about men dressing up as women to sneak into bathrooms.
They're concerned about women dressing up as men to vote.
They're concerned about women dressing up as men to vote.
I introduced my son to Portal. GLaDOS said he can quit to get cake and he's like "I want cake!! I want cake!!"
Bro doesn't even know! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Bro doesn't even know! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I introduced my son to Portal. GLaDOS said he can quit to get cake and he's like "I want cake!! I want cake!!"
Bro doesn't even know! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Bro doesn't even know! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Donald Trump does not want Americans working.
Donald Trump wants to keep Americans poor.
Donald Trump wants to keep Americans poor.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Donald Trump does not want Americans working.
Donald Trump wants to keep Americans poor.
Donald Trump wants to keep Americans poor.
I am contemplating if I can stb myself in the hand with a knife, so I have to go to the hospital and get out of today's stand-up meeting.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I am contemplating if I can stb myself in the hand with a knife, so I have to go to the hospital and get out of today's stand-up meeting.
My prediction is the federal government is going to roll back regulation that requires all full time employees be offered health insurance.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My prediction is the federal government is going to roll back regulation that requires all full time employees be offered health insurance.
"Nobody wants to pick fruit in a field"
I do. I would. I have literally PAID people to pick fruit. Just for fun. If I could make a livable wage and also have time to have a meaningful relationship with my child, I would apply to pick fruit. 🤷♀️
I do. I would. I have literally PAID people to pick fruit. Just for fun. If I could make a livable wage and also have time to have a meaningful relationship with my child, I would apply to pick fruit. 🤷♀️
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Nobody wants to pick fruit in a field"
I do. I would. I have literally PAID people to pick fruit. Just for fun. If I could make a livable wage and also have time to have a meaningful relationship with my child, I would apply to pick fruit. 🤷♀️
I do. I would. I have literally PAID people to pick fruit. Just for fun. If I could make a livable wage and also have time to have a meaningful relationship with my child, I would apply to pick fruit. 🤷♀️
Welp. I'm in a COBOL class.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Welp. I'm in a COBOL class.
Today is my son's 5th birthday.
When I was a kid, I was raised by my dad and step mom. I have a little scar on my forehead and my step mom told me that I ran into a table when I was a baby and my mom couldn't afford to take me to the hospital. I didn't question this.
When I was a kid, I was raised by my dad and step mom. I have a little scar on my forehead and my step mom told me that I ran into a table when I was a baby and my mom couldn't afford to take me to the hospital. I didn't question this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Today is my son's 5th birthday.
When I was a kid, I was raised by my dad and step mom. I have a little scar on my forehead and my step mom told me that I ran into a table when I was a baby and my mom couldn't afford to take me to the hospital. I didn't question this.
When I was a kid, I was raised by my dad and step mom. I have a little scar on my forehead and my step mom told me that I ran into a table when I was a baby and my mom couldn't afford to take me to the hospital. I didn't question this.
"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
When I was about 10, my grandma took me to Teddy Roosevelt's house. The tour guide showed us a telephone, but he said he didn't use it much because not many people had one and "Who are you gonna call?" I thought,"Ghost Busters!" But I was too shy to speak up I still regret this 30 years later.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When I was about 10, my grandma took me to Teddy Roosevelt's house. The tour guide showed us a telephone, but he said he didn't use it much because not many people had one and "Who are you gonna call?" I thought,"Ghost Busters!" But I was too shy to speak up I still regret this 30 years later.
I think Democrats in the US should just start calling it "The Democratic Shutdown to Perserve affordable Healthcare."
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I think Democrats in the US should just start calling it "The Democratic Shutdown to Perserve affordable Healthcare."
It's kind of fucked up the narrative for success in the 90s/00s was go to college, buy a house, get married, have kids.
Instead of move to the woods with your weird friends and some goats.
Cause I feel like I'm missing out on a life path I never considered before.
Instead of move to the woods with your weird friends and some goats.
Cause I feel like I'm missing out on a life path I never considered before.
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's kind of fucked up the narrative for success in the 90s/00s was go to college, buy a house, get married, have kids.
Instead of move to the woods with your weird friends and some goats.
Cause I feel like I'm missing out on a life path I never considered before.
Instead of move to the woods with your weird friends and some goats.
Cause I feel like I'm missing out on a life path I never considered before.
Me running up the platform: HOLD THE TRAIN!!!
Sabin:
Sabin:
a video game shows a ghost train with sabin shadow and cyan stats
Alt: Final Fantasy 6 sabin suplexing the ghost train.
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me running up the platform: HOLD THE TRAIN!!!
Sabin:
Sabin:
Do i still have time to get my shit together?? 🤷♀️
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Do i still have time to get my shit together?? 🤷♀️
Woke up this morning and had to check the news to make sure I wasn't dreaming in the middle of the night! 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Woke up this morning and had to check the news to make sure I wasn't dreaming in the middle of the night! 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙
Hell yeah! NYC & NJ!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Hell yeah! NYC & NJ!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Reposted by Kelly
This man has shutdown the entire government and blamed the democrats over and over and expected NEW YORK CITY and NEW JERSEY to fall in line?
Ma'am, I know you have lived in both places, but have you really BEEN to either place??
Ma'am, I know you have lived in both places, but have you really BEEN to either place??
I hear Trumps crying on his app about Democrats winning. Idk what he expected. He acts like a douche and then whines when people don’t want to put up with it. Gee I wonder why so many people didn’t vote Republican today 😑
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
This man has shutdown the entire government and blamed the democrats over and over and expected NEW YORK CITY and NEW JERSEY to fall in line?
Ma'am, I know you have lived in both places, but have you really BEEN to either place??
Ma'am, I know you have lived in both places, but have you really BEEN to either place??
Reposted by Kelly
Reposted by Kelly
Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.