Kelly
@kellyinpixels.bsky.social
She/her
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
And that experience pales in comparison to how much of a pain in the ass this vendor is being for me right now.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
And that experience pales in comparison to how much of a pain in the ass this vendor is being for me right now.
The next day, my body processed the hot sauce and it was time to come out. This part might be a little TMI but it was just as hot coming out as it was going in!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The next day, my body processed the hot sauce and it was time to come out. This part might be a little TMI but it was just as hot coming out as it was going in!!!!
I snuck to another break room and started chugging half and half because that's the closest thing I could find to milk! I was in pain all day...
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I snuck to another break room and started chugging half and half because that's the closest thing I could find to milk! I was in pain all day...
When I got to the hallway my eyes were welling up and my entire mouth was on FIRE!! I ran to the water cooler and was gulping down water and it did NOTHING!
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When I got to the hallway my eyes were welling up and my entire mouth was on FIRE!! I ran to the water cooler and was gulping down water and it did NOTHING!
... one guy called me over and said, "Hey, Kelly, try this marinara sauce!" Now, I'm not an idiot i know it's hot sauce. But I was trying to be cool, so I took a spoonful and said "Hmm, that's pretty good!" And walked out...
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
... one guy called me over and said, "Hey, Kelly, try this marinara sauce!" Now, I'm not an idiot i know it's hot sauce. But I was trying to be cool, so I took a spoonful and said "Hmm, that's pretty good!" And walked out...
Im looking for a niche that will keep me employed for a while more!
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Im looking for a niche that will keep me employed for a while more!
Years later, I had my son. When my son literally came out of me, and the doctor handed him to me, it looked at his face and he had THE SAME SCAR!
I looked at his little face and the first thing I thought was: That's bitch lied to me!!!
I looked at his little face and the first thing I thought was: That's bitch lied to me!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Years later, I had my son. When my son literally came out of me, and the doctor handed him to me, it looked at his face and he had THE SAME SCAR!
I looked at his little face and the first thing I thought was: That's bitch lied to me!!!
I looked at his little face and the first thing I thought was: That's bitch lied to me!!!