Kelly
@kellyinpixels.bsky.social
She/her
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
IT, Bluesky/ATProto enthusiasts, Hobby GameDev, Final Fantasy, Stardew Valley, Mom, 30+, mildly unhinged, Central Jersey
One day, I'll be evaluated for Autism, and the doctor is going to be like why are you here. Why do you think you're autistic? And I'm going to show them this picture. This bothers me so much! My 4 year old built this, he doesn't know any better. But it's wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
One day, I'll be evaluated for Autism, and the doctor is going to be like why are you here. Why do you think you're autistic? And I'm going to show them this picture. This bothers me so much! My 4 year old built this, he doesn't know any better. But it's wrong.
...... no. Imma gonna return scepter outta here.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
...... no. Imma gonna return scepter outta here.
I'm trying to be healthy and shit.
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm trying to be healthy and shit.
I bought some white iron on patches and busted out some fabric markers I already had. Blam! Turned my kid's holey pants into Minecraft pants!
October 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I bought some white iron on patches and busted out some fabric markers I already had. Blam! Turned my kid's holey pants into Minecraft pants!
I can't explain it, but this box is upside down.
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I can't explain it, but this box is upside down.
I got flagged for threatening violence on an r/newjersey discussion on allowing corporal punishment in school. I said if a teacher hit my kid, I'd be the NJ stereotype and meet them in the parking lot to hit them back.
I SAID WHAT I SAID!
I SAID WHAT I SAID!
October 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I got flagged for threatening violence on an r/newjersey discussion on allowing corporal punishment in school. I said if a teacher hit my kid, I'd be the NJ stereotype and meet them in the parking lot to hit them back.
I SAID WHAT I SAID!
I SAID WHAT I SAID!
What i thought cuddling with my child would be like: 😊🌞🌈🐰
What it's actually like:
What it's actually like:
October 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What i thought cuddling with my child would be like: 😊🌞🌈🐰
What it's actually like:
What it's actually like:
H-h-h-how???? I didn't do that!!!!!
Ima just delete my game. 🤦♀️
Ima just delete my game. 🤦♀️
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
H-h-h-how???? I didn't do that!!!!!
Ima just delete my game. 🤦♀️
Ima just delete my game. 🤦♀️
Every day of my life.
September 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Every day of my life.
I owe myself a 40th bday gift.............
September 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I owe myself a 40th bday gift.............
I've been #crocheting for a couple days and I gotta say..... I'm HOOKED!
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I've been #crocheting for a couple days and I gotta say..... I'm HOOKED!
Last night, my 4yo asked me who Wilbur was.
August 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Last night, my 4yo asked me who Wilbur was.
I built this house in a cherry blossom tree in #Minecraft. I want to live here forever
August 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I built this house in a cherry blossom tree in #Minecraft. I want to live here forever
July 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
TFW when your kid has to practice his interpretative dance to Believer 6 times to wind down for bed every night and later you unwittingly ask Amazon to play your most played songs for your run.
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
TFW when your kid has to practice his interpretative dance to Believer 6 times to wind down for bed every night and later you unwittingly ask Amazon to play your most played songs for your run.
Amazon has no chill.
July 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Amazon has no chill.
Close but it needs to be a cat. Licking his balls.
July 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Close but it needs to be a cat. Licking his balls.
Life Hack:
Put the game Everything on your Steam wishlist, and you'll get emails that say, "Everything from your Steam wishlist is now on sale!"
Put the game Everything on your Steam wishlist, and you'll get emails that say, "Everything from your Steam wishlist is now on sale!"
July 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Life Hack:
Put the game Everything on your Steam wishlist, and you'll get emails that say, "Everything from your Steam wishlist is now on sale!"
Put the game Everything on your Steam wishlist, and you'll get emails that say, "Everything from your Steam wishlist is now on sale!"
We went to the state fair yesterday and saw some racing pigs!
July 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We went to the state fair yesterday and saw some racing pigs!
I want to write and illustrate childrens' books, but I'm not really good at drawing.
Meanwhile....
Meanwhile....
July 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I want to write and illustrate childrens' books, but I'm not really good at drawing.
Meanwhile....
Meanwhile....