Karen Healey
@kehealey.bsky.social
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Author, teacher, nerd. I write the Olympus Inc. series - Greek myth meets The Devil Wears Prada. Penelope Pops the Question (https://BookHip.com/PQSRZXZ) is free!
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Please do this! I got paid for one of my ebooks being picked up by Auckland Libraries this month and it rules!
This is what happens when you request books from the library! Place a hold or an alert on Libby! Fill out the request firm on the library website! Ask at the front desk! You and your neighborhood get cool books and authors get paid. Libraries are so dang cool.
Me, teaching The Great Gatsby: Okay, first we're going to talk about the World Series, which is a) baseball, b) not the world, c) deeply corrupt in this time period
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It’s really hard to describe to people who are not artists how survival mode does *not* inspire creativity, as the myth would have us believe. It suppresses creativity as you try to limit every possible risk – and the opportunities that come with them.
It turns out building habits and stuff actually requires not being in survival mode, who knew?!
(Yeah yeah I did)
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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a reminder to all my romance folks, card processors have moved on from block payments to sex workers to blocking payments to NSFW artists. we are absolutely a part of this fight.
If we can get big dog publishing companies to go knocking at paypros' doors then that would be a huge boon for us. Flood the publishers as concerned customers, get them to see what's happening!
Harlequin Publishing's number:

416-445-5860

I left a voicemail with the first option and went down the list until someone picked up. Legal suggested I email her and she would forward it to finance. We should call publishers.
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A stochastic hate campaign led directly from within Parliament by government MPs, particularly the Deputy PM Winston Peters, has just forced out an opposition MP over fears for their family's safety.

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
'Journey of healing': Green MP Doyle resigns in U-turn on previous desire to stay in Parliament
They previously said they did not want to be 'disappeared by hate'.
www.nzherald.co.nz
Gotta teach him to read a clock. Then he can chew off your earlobe at an appropriate moment.
I am an award-winning author, my first pro publication was fifteen years ago, and when I'm having a Day I will still open up my email and run this filter to feel better.

Fandom is a wonder.
Sometimes you gotta remind yourself that just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't happen.
I'm in this! It's awesome! (And you must get Stephanie's Harwood Spellbook box set if you haven't already, $2.99 for that collection is ABSURD.)
Woot! TODAY ONLY, you can get all these cozy fantasy box sets on sale for only $2.99 - including my complete Harwood Spellbook!

Check out all the cozy fantasy romance available in this curated set, and get ready to burrow into fall! 🍵💖 books.bookfunnel.com/cozy-fantasy...

#romancelandia
Ooh I love Karen Memory!
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Everything in this is excellent, but the framing? Without flaw.
Next level rice cooker.
If you are monogamously partnered up and you are invited to a party or dinner, do you assume your partner is invited too?
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In the final analysis, a billion monkeys chained to a billion typewriters may indeed produce Hamlet, but anyone who would chain a billion monkeys to a billion typewriters isn't going to appreciate or recognize Hamlet when it finally emerges.
Wow guys I'm so flattered
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Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
I knew he was dumb, but THIS dumb??
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
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Walking through a second hand book store should feel like you’re flying through the trench run on the Death Star.
Turns out that one of the many things a crochet hook is useful for is "yanking a disgusting hairball out of the shower drain"