christina (allegedly)
@keanuwave.bsky.social
Christina, 34, American, autistic. Still figuring shit out, but aren’t we all. Pittsburgh native.
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"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
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Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
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Please please don't let it be Rob Reiner 🙏
BREAKING: 2 elderly people found dead at Los Angeles home of film director Rob Reiner. Identities not yet confirmed. Detectives investigating - NBCLA
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Please please don't let it be Rob Reiner 🙏
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"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."
- Neil Breen, PASS THRU
- Neil Breen, PASS THRU
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."
- Neil Breen, PASS THRU
- Neil Breen, PASS THRU
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It came in late and over-budget but I heard it all worked out in the end. ;)
13 December 1975 #TodayinStarWarsHistory 20th Century Fox board of directors officially "Green Lights" The Star Wars and approves the $7 million dollar budget. The film survived nearly entirely through the support of Alan Ladd, Jr who still believed in the project. #StarWars
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It came in late and over-budget but I heard it all worked out in the end. ;)
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I’ve always been a fan of this one, and think of it every time I use a public restroom
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’ve always been a fan of this one, and think of it every time I use a public restroom
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Put all the guns in the sea. I don't care
December 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Put all the guns in the sea. I don't care
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/
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also by the the talented @usagiboots.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
also by the the talented @usagiboots.bsky.social
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you know what record absolutely rocks? SILENT ALARM
Bloc Party - Banquet (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bloc Party
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December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
you know what record absolutely rocks? SILENT ALARM
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'The original Ewoks celebration song sounds like the Minions' was a Gen Z observation that aged me decades.
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
'The original Ewoks celebration song sounds like the Minions' was a Gen Z observation that aged me decades.
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
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Quentin Tarantino rips Bob as the "fucking weak link" in the Minions franchise
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Quentin Tarantino rips Bob as the "fucking weak link" in the Minions franchise
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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paul mccartney on christmas eve:
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
paul mccartney on christmas eve:
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Downtown Arby's (Series, 2010 - 2015)
September 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Downtown Arby's (Series, 2010 - 2015)
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar